Not being able to grow a beard

Grow half of one like me. :)

:D You English Grammar Nazi

I do agree with your actions though.

Funniest thing I heard in Dingwall Road a few months ago was some guy gobbinng off to his mates, "I, Like, Like, Shit":D

Bet that guy needed an Osteopath or Chiropractor after that:D

She's got thighs bigger than Stuart Pearce.

The back of his neck must smell like Grimsby.

:D

Tomato ketchup water. And of course bacon water. The bacon water only really seems an issue at crappy hotel breakfast buffets where some limp looking back bacon is sitting in a tepid pool of cloudy water with the line of fat down the side glistening in all its rubbery glory.

Ketchup water has ruined many a meal when I've thoughtlessly not shaken the bottle first.

Anything to do with Towie, Made in Chelsea or Jordie Shore, who cares????
Also these sad jealous barstards who murder their step sister or brothers. Actually any one who has it in them to murder.

Yeah bloody annoying isn't it? Murder...grrr

People that bang on about how much they hate racists, terrorists, homophobes, paedophiles and anything else that most other normal people don't like either.

innit.:p

Vinegar innit?

Giving in to my wife and trimming mine. :(

Apologists. Grow some balls.

Dogs that bark at everything.

Politely holding a door open for someone who then walks through without any acknowledgement or thanks...this is when I say "You're welcome" & think "Asshole"....

When ordering a coffee and the staff insisting on pouring in milk for you.
I'm a grown up, let me put my own milk in.

Worse than that is when you are in a shoe shop and you put on a pair of shoes to try on and they insist on tying your laces up and ruffling your hair up before you are allowed to walk round the shop in them.

The fact that plebs who "star" in crap programmes like "Gogglebox" are now "celebs" who "star" in adverts .

People in the office who do a countdown to their holiday..............

The same people who then return from said holiday and make a right performance over how many emails they have received in their absence

Those with the hugely misguded belief that even the most mundane moments of their lives are worth sharing on Facebook as their lives are so fascinating to us mere mortals.