Things that annoy you
 

Going to a petrol station which is disguised as a supermarket and having to wait to fill up while some inconsiderate sod is deciding to do their weekly shopping.:veryangry

Reaching blindly into the cutlery drawer and pulling out, say, a spoon instead of a fork. Despite the fact that I haven't reordered said drawer in years.

refs in the prem:veryangry

Temporary traffic lights!!!!!! :veryangry

Conversations with Arsenal fans

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People who moan at the most mundane things. Moaning just so they can have a moan.

Jarjar binks

Cliques.

Making lists about things that annoy me because it's so hard to think whilst on a train travelling to Manchester after going out till 2am drinking.

Charity Muggers

Joggers with pushchairs

People who arrive after you for a rush hour train but just ignorantly walk ahead of you.

Football goal celebrations

Middle managers and staff appraisals

PPI "sales" calls

All other sales calls

Sports News Coverage and it's ignorant bias

The price of a cup of coffee nowadays

The French.

Everything.

Threads about things that annoy you.

School
Facebook statuses where you just want to comment 'same'
Twitter ITK's
Twitter
Friends at school
There is a lot more

The locals.












Other ex-pats.

Useless lazy bastard stepkids that lack hygiene and move back under your roof and slip into old ways.

Seems like a generalisation rather than anything personal.

Lorries with an automated announcement when they are reversing to remind people to pay attention.

Agree with everything!

I would add...

People that bet and go mad when they lose....don't bet if that's the case.

Most drivers....either too slow, too fast or can't ******* drive.

Most cyclists, especially the tossers that ride next to each other. Ignorant *****.

Brighton fans.

People that don't work but have ******* everything.

Jessie J

Music snobs (Oh that's not real music....**** off!)

I could be here a long time so I'm going to stop.

Things that annoy you
 

'Mr Business' on the train each morning pushing his way past everyone, soaking you with his oversized umbrella and shoving his newspaper in your face.

Cyclists

Most definitely not, short of naming the little vagrant.

People who try to get their train ticket to go through the barrier 10 times causing a queue behind them. If it it didn't work the previous nine times IT AIN'T GONNA WORK NOW!

Yup.

Someone should start a thread about that.

Can you elaborate on the Train one for me?

I used to have to get a train from Paddington to Plymouth very often which was always busy. Everyone would dart towards the train, though some people would walk desperately slow, which I find is the case quite often so i will naturally move ahead of people as i am a quick walker. I don't think I would hang back at a train station if i thought someone had been standing their a little longer than me.

YouTube vloggers. Attention seeking little shits so low on self esteem that they have to put videos of their lives on YouTube for people with even more issues can follow their every movement. What gets me even more is the amount of success they get from it. Bastards!

That Brighton/Chelsea supporter being a prime example

He is very annoying. I would like to punch his unusually large mouth.

People on trains conducting long and loud telephone conversations. Shut the **** up no-one is interested in your banal shit.

Arrogant arsenal fans I know
Stagecoach buses and their tendency to turn up whenever they want

People who walk desperately slow in public areas where people are trying to get around. They have no awareness of their surroundings as they slowly shuffle forwards whilst looking down at their phone, and talking to their friends walking equally as slow side by side, unaware of the 3 hundred or so people behind them all clogged up due to their inconsideration.

If you want to walk that slowly then stand to the side and give room for others. Or allow us to carry cattle prods to disperse of them ourselves. It's like dawn of the dead in London most of the time.

These people are also so stupid that they can't notice the pattern of people standing on one side and moving on others on escalators. They also have a habit of stopping abruptly in busy areas causing everyone behind to bump into each other. They usually like to do this in entrances because it means everyone behind them has to wait until they can figure out if they want to turn left or fcuking right. Probably the same decision they have made for the past 20 fcuking years, but it still requires that pause and deliberation. Get out of my fcuking way you fat slaaaaag.

Note to Police! Best to not give Cupid a gun licence ever! :D

People who drive in the outside lane of a dual carriageway for five miles because they want to turn right at the next roundabout!!!!

Those red footprints on the pavement don't lead to Santa's grotto

Chirpy people wittering on about shit at work, 8.30am, **** off, I ain't even had a cup of coffee yet..

Not having any money for booze (it's a good thing)

Not having any money for gambling (it's a good thing)

Never winning nowt on the lotto (stop playing it then you silly ****)

Following through in Tesco.

Could come in handy to get people out of the way

Impatient ar*eholes who tut when your ticket does not work as you try to go through automatic barriers (feels like they are trying to bone you up the.....)

People who stand so close behind you in queues that you can smell their warm smelly breath on the back of your neck

The woman stood next to me at the bus stop yesterday for about ten minutes. Who then holds everybody up while she digs round in her handbag for her money and stopping anyone from getting in the bus. Get your effing money out while you're waiting!

Cattle prods should be allowed to be administered for correctional treatment for **** wits like this.

Feminists.

People rushing to post on the Warnock Out thread when we lose a game.

We all know Pulis was the best thing since sliced bread, but give NW a bit of a chance. It wasn't his fault that TP left, and it is not his fault that he is not of Pulis calibre. He has come in and had to manage a bucket load of mess left by TPs departure - at least give him some breathing space.

Steve Coppell wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes at Palace with this kind of whining attitude from some fans.

Hitting my provisional ball straight down the middle of the fairway

People who put their fog lights on when it's a bit misty or raining

BBS

John inverdale

Danny baker

Selfish smoking c*nts who walk along busy pavements smoking not caring if anyone else gets lung cancer.

My kids

Spot on. They should wait until they get into their place of work before lighting up, or smoke on the train beforehand.

Soc.libs & Gays.

Noisy blacks.

Greedy browns.

Cruel and heathen yellows.

Any and every kind of Green.

Trashy whites.

Australians.

Whites who push their kids around in three wheeled push-chairs.

Skiers.

Golfers.

Travellers. Both the pikey kind and the type who swans off around the globe but think that they are somehow superior to every other kind of tourist.

Radio 1.

And people who call me 'mate' when I don't know them. That probably pisses me off most of all.

I know what you mean Matthew. I was referred to as "mate" by a waiter in Liverpool last week. It was not appropriate.

I am not your mate I am your total ******* stranger

Just off on my bike for a 30 miler. Thankfully I'm a couple of hundred miles away from Gooders and Maz ......

My wife

The blokes annoyed by his stepkids ok

:)

People who queue 3 metres behind the person in front so that 3 people queue in the shop itself and everyone else waits on the footpath outside.

Right wing bigots
Religious fundamentalists

Happy to elaborate. You've hit the nail on another annoyance though.

My initial gripe is when you're waiting on the platform for the 8:06 to Waterloo. You've arrived at 8:02 but having spent years getting this train you know that by standing in front of the 'Putney station' sign you'll be directly inline with the doors.

However come 8:05 there are a group of a-holes that feel they have a right to simply walk in front of you and stand waiting in the place we both know as being ideal to board the train.

Scum. Sub human scum.

.

Tony ******* Blair

Sepp blatter

People who start yet ANOTHER what annoys you/things that get on your nerves/pet hates thread, maybe the 428th in the last 6 years.

You BASTARD.

Oh yeah and f**king Christmas.

Ignorance.

Silent phone calls. Any cold callers, particularly those who are over friendly or can barely speak the language and also pronounce my name wrongly.

Have you thought of singing when you see the perpetrators turn up? Rock backwards and forwards slowly appearing to have an argument with yourself over whether they deserve your mercy.

People who decide it's a f****** great idea to go for a walk on a national cycle route track. With their dogs

F****** imbeciles

Shitty comedy on TV such as

Russell Brand
Mrs Browns Boys
Two Pints
Horne and Corden
The IT show
The big bang theory
Gavin and Stacy
Modern family
How I met your mother

All dreadful, and there's a whole lot more I'm sure.

Here's a snippet of the famed Horne and Corden in action

Easy to deal with though, just stand close enough to the platform edge to make it dangerous for them to get in front of you. And hold your ground.

Pretty sure all those national cycle route tracks are actually footpaths which also allow bikes....

People who state things as fact when they're only stating their opinion/talking shit

Oh yes there's nothing saying 'no walking' but by virtue of the fact they are national cycle route tracks you would think they would choose to walk somewhere else ? It's like my riding my bike along some horse gallops.

Christmas adverts on tv

:rolleyes:

I get called worse by Chilean beggars.

Doctor, Engineer, Uncle, and my favourite Socio.

Socio means I'm a business partner with said beggar.

Modern Family is class in a glass. Big Bang was okay for a while too.

The name Verity.

The clocks going back.

Having to say to colleagues 'have a good weekend' every Friday. I don't mean it

So the BBS then :p

Working class Tories.

Upward inflection makes me want to kick young people faces off.

Fans of liverpool, united etc who refer to their team as 'we' although they have never been to a game and show hardly any involvement, and who come into school and mock others who have been and watched their local team lose at the weekend.

Well that goes beyond annoyance. They should be gassed like badgers. Simples

James Corden,
Moya Green (any postie will know who i mean)
Simon Cowell,
In fact, anyone connected to that abomination that is the X Factor.
Jose Mourinho,
NCIS,
Smelly people,
Bad manners (not the group).

Cycles on trains....

Strictly

Hope you gave them what for after the home game last season:p

Of course :)

Anyone can take the easy option of picking a team to support like Man united, Liverpool, Chelsea etc.
You should be proud of your choice. It takes guts.

Yeah, it is shocking when I am one of 4 palace fans in a year of 150

That is sad. But hopefully if we get a good run at this league then things will change.
Funny thing is you see more of their players than them!

Some things annoy me. I get annoyed at that, the struggle to steer clear and let things go.

99.9% of people in public. Absolute ****wits, either begging for money or daydreaming while I'm trying to get past them

The concept of Arsenal football club

Anyone who uses the phrase 'park the bus' who isn't someone who professionally parks busses.

Anyone (but especially Palace fans) who call Neil Warnock Colin, the single most tragic thing in the world.

People who will walk out of a doorway and stop immediately in front of you, having no care for the people around them.

Do professional bus valets exist?

People who can't manage a minutes silence before a football game. Plenty in our end yesterday taking pictures during it. If you know your camera makes a noise when it takes a picture, don't bloody do it during a time when you should be standing quietly.

People who treat a communal path between cyclists and dog walkers as the final stage on the Tour de France.

.

Oh and people who don't say thank you or acknowledge you when you stop to let them pass, or hold a door open for them.

Like they are so fkn important and you're so below them they don't need to say thanks.

Makes my blood boil and usually make a point of saying something.

Likewise. I usually say something light hearted like "no problem" or "I'm gonna fcucking kill you".

Acquired taste I guess. I have tried to see the humour but fail.