Brits using the word 'vacation'. It's HOLIDAY you ******* bellends.

You know that the world has gone to hell in a handcart when she is considered an adequate heir to Barry Norman. She must have some stuff on people who make decisions at the BBC. Only explanation.

Look at her eyes on TV. Years of spunk in them. F*cked.

She is a bonafide pig, make no mistake (what no vomiting smilie :eek: )

Maybe :moo: will do instead!

This. Very much so. And it's a lift not an elevator. And take the letter "z" out of words it doesn't belong in.

I quite like her

If we are Yank bashing, how about their incorrect spelling of English words? And how they also mispronounce words eg "alooominum" and "rowte", I could go on and on GGGGGRRRRR

You sound like a very angry and frustrated virgin. Am sure you are not, and a charming and pleasant young man, but even so.

I totally agree:veryangry

Pubs/restaurants that serve chips in those mini buckets or baskets. They think they're being edgy and decorative, where as everyone knows it's just a form of portion control. **** off and pile my chips high until they are falling off my plate.

Women who make a photo containing half of their face, taken in the dark, looking away from the camera their profile picture, because that particular photo makes them look slim.

In deference to little al are you referring to friez

Much rather have a bucket/basket than have the chips stacked jenga style like some places do. That really is stingy and doesn't cover up the fact that you are getting about 6 chips with your burger.

Spineless Si.

shag a granny websites?

You been hitting those internet dating sites?

She sets fire to her kids.

The first time I ever got the 5 chip treatment I genuinely thought they had made a mistake and called the waiter over and demanded a "proper" portion. Which I got:D

Game of thrones esq?

Ooh classy