Doesn't she care about global warming?

Food served on chopping boards, give me an f ing plate

For chopping boards also read lump of slate.

This resonates.

I've never been given a slate, but it sounds horrendous.

Eating off a chopping board makes me nervous.

Gout. Amen to that.

Getting old
Social Media
The middle class sense of entitlement
Cucumber
Unix wierdos
Religious Extremism
The Scouse **** who wants to be prime minister
Scousers in general
Scotland (because the Irish have a lot more to be anti English about)
Public money wasted on elite "arts"
Badly lit rooms
The design of mass produced cars in general (the motor industry has a lot to answer for)
Top Gear and Clarkson (for the second time on this thread)
Germans (because I have to work with quite a lot of them)
Being angry too much

What's Unix wierdos?

Summerhouses. What is the point?

"My Bad"
starting a sentence with "Here's the thing"
and "lets reach out for a coffee"

Anyone who says lets reach out or thanks for reaching out!!
The Dartford crossing 12 miles of traffic yesterday. Also if now its fully automated how comes they can [pass the salary saving onto us??

Sports Minister Tracey Crouch just said 'going forward' eight times in a three-minute interview.

Go forward and fvck off.

I cringe when I hear an adult say "my bad".

Never heard anyone say "lets reach out for a coffee", but it sounds like people taking the piss out of themselves....

Vacation

late 14c., "freedom or release" (from some activity or occupation), from O.Fr. vacation, from L. vacationem (nom. vacatio) "leisure, a being free from duty," from vacare "be empty, free, or at leisure" (see vain). Meaning "formal suspension of activity" (in ref. to schools, courts, etc.) is recorded from mid-15c

I don't say I wouldn't. And her half sister Sophie at the same time.

What's the temperature got to do with it Mr Scotchman?

Come on Oirland.

Big Suze. Mmmmmmmmm.

Claudia Winkleman? Never heard of her/him/it. Could be a man or someone trying to do a take-off of Cher on a bad day? What's with the black stuff under the eyes? Does she/he/it play baseball on the side by any chance? I think we should be told.

If it's not a plate or bowl it can get to ****. Hipsters/contemporary conformists have a lot to answer for...

Hotel keys that work the power so you cant charge your phone when you leave the room.

A bit of card or a folded up sheet of paper shoved in the power switch thingy is your friend.