You had ne at Joggers/runners.... must get oxygen starvation to the brain.

Unfortunately I've been the one with the suitcase... Never again. I'll play the taxi/hire car rather than do that again.

Busses on motorways In the middle lane with a max speed of 52mph

Motorways

Dog shit

Ed Sheeran, yes yes your ginger and were homeless. Now you're still ginger and ******* irritating. I actually can't stand the smug twat.

Knobheads on the road outside my house hooting at the driver in front for having the temerity to stop in a traffic jam

Not even going near that grime album he did as I know it'll irritate the shit out of me

Unless you have 2 keys.

Summerhouses are a scandanavian tradition, its great to have the option to piss off to the summerhouse for a weekend or during holiday times.

Or just put any other card in. It doesn't have to be a key card. Your Tesco clubcard will do. :p

why wouldn't you take your phone with you, when you go out?

Some people arne't glued to their phone, espcially on holiday.

They're not much use unless they're charged ;)

I didn't know Ed Sheeran was once homeless. That's really awful.

It's kind of worse when you consider he's middle class.

God they were out in force this morning.

90% of them totally oblivious of their surroundings.

The fact that Emma Willis is anyway famous
Kate Moss - enough said
Eleanor Hawkins - enough said
Most boob jobs
A majority of Tattoos
Botox
Sunbed tans

I meant the glorified sheds people have at the bottom of the garden.

My family has a summerhouse, but every man needs a shed.

I totally agree about the train door bit, especially the newer trains on Thameslink and Southern which have AUTOMATIC doors. If people can bear to tear themselves away from their mobiles for a second they will see a sign in front of them plastered on the doors saying AUTOMATIC DOORS !

That's my rant for the day!:grrr:

People who pronounce the Copa in Copa America as coh-per. It's pronounced copp-a FFS.

Adobe Flash Player that every 2 weeks wants me to upgrade... and when I do it, I see nothing different. (I'm not sure I even use it to be honest)

I have the same issue at work with Java. Asks me to update, but I can't because I don't have administrator access, so I say "no" but it asks me every day... I talked to IT, but they were not very sympathetic.