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mroakley9 19-06-2015 04:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12430893)
Touch ID on my phone has broken. Cannot be fixed. It's only been two days but it is massively annoying having to put a password in each time you want to use the sodding thing.

Will have to see how much apple want for a replacement, not sure I can hold out until the new one comes out.
If it's only a few days old, you'll still be under warranty, so just take it to an Apple store and they should replace it for you free of charge.

GorBlimey 19-06-2015 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Norman Nigel (Post 12432949)
"To prove you are a real person please type the characters from the image above"

You are then presented with something unreadable.
Feck me, you've hit the nail on the head!

I've used a magnifying glass to do a Sherlock Holmes and still the answer is wrong.

THE most annoying thing I can think of.

art malice 21-06-2015 12:14 AM
The handlebar Victoriana 'hipster' beards with smartphones

Hedgehog 21-06-2015 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12435102)
The handlebar Victoriana 'hipster' beards with smartphones
You mean like Joe Ledley's?

civil eagle 21-06-2015 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by The Norwoodsman (Post 12430957)
Virgin Pissing Media sending me the same piece of junk mail five times in about a three month spell, disguised to look like something actually potentially important. The first three times it was an A4 size envelope with a fair amount of weight to it, that must have cost a bit to post as well.

For any company to send that much old-fashioned unsolicited junk mail in 2015 comes across as pretty desperate, but for a company promising superfast digital communications it is downright embarrassing. Sort it out Branson you hairy tosspot.
Call them and they will stop

civil eagle 21-06-2015 05:49 AM
My wife waking me up at 4.30 am to tell me she can't sleep. She's fast a sleep now and I'm posting on here,

elgin eagle 21-06-2015 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12435185)
My wife waking me up at 4.30 am to tell me she can't sleep. She's fast a sleep now and I'm posting on here,
Ditto. Now is the best time to burn the toast i've found.

art malice 21-06-2015 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12435128)
You mean like Joe Ledley's?
He doesn't have the extra handlebars

dweedman 21-06-2015 01:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by art malice (Post 12435102)
The handlebar Victoriana 'hipster' beards with smartphones
On that note, beards in general. Mostly because I can't grow one :(

Chucky 21-06-2015 02:37 PM
People on Facebook wishing their dad's a happy father's day.

Their dad's not even on Facebook, just give the old boy a call.

hatter8142 21-06-2015 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Chucky (Post 12435542)
People on Facebook wishing their dad's a happy father's day.

Their dad's not even on Facebook, just give the old boy a call.
And putting Rip at the end of it. Wtf is that all about ?

Harry Bassett 21-06-2015 04:03 PM
Receiving a card from your son which says DAD -amazing,brilliant,funny,clever,unique............. .......no wonder you're so proud of me!! Dave

Adlerhorst 21-06-2015 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12432953)
If it's only a few days old, you'll still be under warranty, so just take it to an Apple store and they should replace it for you free of charge.
It's well over two days old, and out of warranty. It was the Touch ID that had been broken for two days.

Chocky 21-06-2015 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by dweedman (Post 12435503)
On that note, beards in general. Mostly because I can't grow one :(
I've never heard of a 'slapface' before. Or maybe you're 11. :)

dweedman 21-06-2015 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12435609)
I've never heard of a 'slapface' before. Or maybe you're 11. :)
Well its not that I can't grow any facial hair, it's just that it doesn't "connect" via my chin and so all I can grow are terrible looking mutton chops :sob:

Or maybe I'm just 11 :p

The only fully grown man I've ever met who can't grow a single facial hair is one of the line managers at the selhurst sainsburys (and, coincidentally, a complete c*nt. Everyone wants to slap his face, that's for sure.)

PALACEWU 21-06-2015 06:28 PM
Being miles away from a shop with oyster facilities, not having any in your card so have to walk, in forest Hill ffs, shit city Boris can suckle on bitty.

Nork1 21-06-2015 06:34 PM
Stuart Pearce's accent, it's becoming a parody of itself. He's sounding more and more like Dick Van Dyck every time I hear him. I lived in London most of my life and I never heard anyone strangle vowels the way Pearce does.

Breaking rocks 21-06-2015 08:14 PM
Been mentioned on here before but .... bluebottles.

They can find their way in through the smallest of openings but cannot seem to navigate themselves out again without headbutting every unopened window this despite having a 24ft sq ft open patio door to escape through.

MOTHER ****ERS!

Wenda Simms 22-06-2015 03:37 AM
Hi, I'm not easily annoyed by people around me except the ones that chew gums , snap and pop it for no reasons at all. I don't know why but it just distract me:))

Wolfnipplechips 22-06-2015 07:09 PM
American golf fans who shout "in the hole". C****.

Particularly, although not restricted to, those who shout it after a tee shot on a par five.

Wankers. Absolute f****** wankers.


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