Iceland Petal Soft. 4 rolls for £1. Good stuff :p

Popped into TESCO today and I thought of this thread when the lady in front started fishing about in her purse before handing over small, crumpled vouchers.
The cashier had to then flatten them out, squint at the tiny writing before attempting to key the codes in, one by one.
Some weren't valid.....FFS at least check your vouchers are current, the rest of us have better things to do than watch this going on.
Her bill was £78 and she got about 25p off. She probably did that by buying something she didn't really want anyway!

Moles of the burrowing kind. I'm no posh garden freak but those little bastards demolish your garden within minutes......you little ****** I now have three traps with your name on.

The cabaye thread

Philby?

Eh ?? You've lost me.

Burgess?

McClean?

The new bbc news app. Old one much better with more info

Updates to apps/software that claim to improve functionality but instead ruin what ever the app/software originally did

mobile phone updates...you get used to what you have, then it's all over the place!

People who can't pronounce what this is '*'

It's a ruddy asterisk, OK?

as-ter-isk.

Not an aksteriks, or a astrix, or anything else. It's not difficult.

People that have whistles in their nose.
I hate that insanely.

I once (only once) held up a supermarket queue. I'd mistakenly picked up a tin of tomatoes ripped out of a multi-pack, so it didn't have a barcode. The cashier didn't know what to do and neither did I, but this bloke behind me grew so frustrated with the hold-up he took my can of tomatoes out of the cashier's hand, stormed off to the tin of tomatoes section and eventually came back with one that did have a barcode. Only when I got home did I realise it was a can of tomatoes alright, but mixed with f****** garlic. How disgusting. It literally ruined my weekend I was so angry.

http://i.imgur.com/R3Cu9Qfl.jpg?1

Whichever bastards who steal Cabaye from us with a late bid.

Sky Sports News inability to talk about the Ashes without mentioning ******* sledging.

Now that is just ridiculous. There's not likely to be snow in this heat after all.

Lickspittle politicians and civil servants who name or rename things after the queen. Queen Elizabeth Park? **** off, it's the Olympic Park. What the **** has she got to do with it? Queen Elizabeth II Bridge? Why? I doubt the miserable old ******* trout has ever been stuck for 2 hours queueing to get on the ******* thing. And what was wrong with 'Dartford Crossing'? It says where it is and what it does.
New aircraft carrier? We need a name... hmmm, a nation with centuries of maritime history... let's call it... HMS Queen ******* Elizabeth II.
Use your ******* imaginations you toadying *****.

:)

'fecking expensive borrowed plane-ship'

:)

Or at least balance it out and call bad things after her, like the Queen Elizabeth II split bellenditis, or the Queen Elizabeth II reverse wheelbarrow bumsplodge