Idiots slowing down on the motorway to look at an accident, one stupid bitch was even taking :veryangrypicture yesterday!!!

Those moments in life when you just know that if you had a third hand the problem would be solved.

The teenager I overheard on the tube arguing with his mate that goalkeepers should wear protective gear like Ice Hockey keepers. Feck Off

Andy Murray and his little girly scream when he serves.

"Easy" peel satsumas that don't f*cking peel easily. Whoever is putting the peel on needs to be sacked.

It's the same for the lazy twat who takes the pips out of some types of "seedless" grapes.

LBC's unhealthy obsession with Muslims, immigrants and benefits. Radio Littlejohn.

I wonder how they propagate them?

I know!
When you have both hands on her tits, need a 3rd to give a little tug.

Typing a long message on your phone on the train to post onto the bbs, only to get a 'web page not available' message. Feck off :grrr: Then when you try and go back to find it to try again, the phone overheats or the battery dies.

And then realising you've forgotten to stop at two stations :D

Only 2? :D

I'm a good boy with my phone, but we travel pass (passenger) everywhere to pick up trains. I use it then. Got free wifi too, but its shit.

Serious post - I know you wouldn't dream of it. The consequences wouldn't be worth thinking about.

Back on track (geddit)

For some reason the bit in "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me" when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen Mr Elton John".

Actually, all of it but that pretentious bit especially.

No totally. Nobody does it.

Whats annoying me today is having to walk to the station to get the car, having been out with keltic, exiled and bubbs yesterday. Still, at least its not raining :)

You'd think one of them would give you a spin to it!

See also "spreadable" butter.

What, because it doesn't actually spread from the fridge? or because there's no such thing as 'spreadable butter' and margarine is the devil's discharge?

Nah its miles from them, we were out in stirling :)

Toothbrush chargers that don't charge.

Morrisons?