Not since they banned you

In a similar vein - people that walk up and press the button to call the lift when the light is already on - do they think you're standing there for your health?

Same people who do that at pedestrian crossings.

I always make a great attempt at quietly taking the piss whenever that happens. Start taking a selfie of the crossing while waiting for the lights to change, make a sarky comment etc. So unlike me, to be honest :)

Stevie ******* Gerrard. I thought the **** had ****ed off to the US to retire yet the ****head is still in all the papers and sky sports every 10 mins.

Trapped on a boat for weeks with hundreds of c*nts. And you pay for it. Everyone got Nova virus on the last cruise my mum went on. What a f*cking shame.

And, if you are really lucky, you get to eat at the Captains table.

Is that a euphemism? If it isn't, it should be.

All day breakfast?

Did I mention that i went on a 2 week Caribbean cruise last April, or that I normally go on at least 2 a year?:D

On the last one, there was a guy who had been on 618 cruises and had a further 8 booked up! He had decided to sell his house and go on cruises with the profits instead.

Hello sailor :hi:

Yes but he was crew.

618 cruises.

F*** me I haven't had 618 days holiday in over 25 years working.

People who repeatedly present the wrong end of their card at contactless payment terminals: you would have been quicker entering your pin. And not annoyed me, because I never do that...

Cap'n Birds Eye? Can you ask him what happened to all the kids he sailed off with in those adverts from the 80's & 90's? Was there a kind of Gadd island or something?

Cruiserman's tales :rolleyes:

Slugs. How do they get in? Its not like they move fast when the doors open.

My dog's old age means I can't go on holiday for a while because he probably wouldn't survive the kennels again. I love the thing and I know it's a bit harsh but it's just a bit annoying...

May I ask what is the appeal of cruises? Even if it was guaranteed that I don't get a bit seasick if I went on one, I've still never really 'got' the idea

Been there done that - you have my sympathy.

Used to break my heart leaving him at a kennels, even when he was healthy, let alone in his older years.

I'm with you on this. 2 weeks crammed onto a floating hotel and when you can get off, the whole damn ship is with you :confused:
I imagine the only bit of piece and quiet you get is when you go for a dump.