My cat, comes to the window stares at me, starts to paw at the window, then when I get off my arse to open it, he looks at it and walks away, then we repeat this again and again.

"cat" you say. You mean space-alien mind-controlist sent to tease all humans?

I find it annoying when the World Cup comes around and all of a sudden everyone in the office is a "socca" expert, and insist on sharing their in depth knowledge.
Socca genius: "Course, what he should have done was..." or other similar type shit. My response: "Did you watch the game?"
SG: "Nah, but I've recorded the highlights."
End of conversation. Tossers.

Inadvertently putting dirty cutlery/plates in to the dishwasher that you've forgot to unload. It's only a second or two until I realise but it's already ruined my day by then.

When you buy something on Ebay and the guy you buy it from takes 2-3 days to dispatch it, and once he finally does you realise he's dispatched it via 2nd class. It's not that bloody hard to wrap up a jumper, and I'd gladly pay you 1-2 quid more to send it via 1st class.

Annoys me more when c*nts don't pay in a hurry.

Alternatively, when you use a fork for its intended purpose, and it's only when you put it in your mouth that you realise the dishwasher has failed to do its job, and there's something small and crusty still stuck to the underside. :hmph:

Yep!

You train dogs; cats train you :D

getting a good pair of over ear headphones that don't make you look like a bellend was one of the most satisfying things I've ever bought

they are AKG K451's by the way, very affordable for the quality.

Drivers who let you through then don't acknowledge that you've acknowledged them.

Ggrrrr, even thinking about this is annoying me.

especially when they win on a last second bid!

It only gets worse
I'm a mass of aches and pains from broken bones in the past to prolapsed discs in my back several severed nerves from various knife and one shooting accident

I'm only 50 in 20 years time I'll prolly be in a wheelchair

People who post giant pictures on threads.

That has just raised a red flag at GCHQ.

Would you know if such a device would work on a sony mobile phone please?

They would work fine but they are over ear so you will look like a prima donna footballer getting off the team coach when you are wearing them. Just walk around with your toiletries bag under your arm to pull off the complete look.

I've done this by mistake in the past - if posted from the bbs phone app, you can't tell how big it is until you see it in a browser as the app shows it at fixed size.

I can be guilty of this sometimes, what annoys me is drivers who go 30/40 in a 50/60 that you're stuck behind and when it gets back to a 30 they intentionally go faster. :veryangry

Drivers at night that thank you by flashing full beam in your eyes. I appreciate the sentiment but would prefer not to be thanked than momentarily blinded.