Why is he using his MacBook when there is a perfectly good iMac there with a massive screen? Level 10 knobjockey.

My bad, sorry.


(Not the fart, the other one).

That's the special computer he uses to do ginger and orange things on.

Induction Hobs, a form of middle class sorcery!

I save mine for the frozen section

Same place - Asda, Long Eaton? Could be a place to avoid.

It's Long Eaton mate.

Eating half a Twirl, getting distracted by whining 12 year old, forgetting about the remaining one until looking for change and hour later and a hand now covered in melted chocolate. Followed by the diatribe from his mum regards how to clean the mess up.

Having to wait till Monday night for Palace to play. Especially as we didn't play last weekend either.

Total and utter dildos that write random numbers on banknotes.

Try and exchange them in some places abroad and they won't accept them.

What is the point ? Why do people do this ?

Wankers

Huey Lewis and The News why were they so successful?

Another driving annoyance... I seem to have a lot of them.

Again an American version so please replace right with left.

People who are going to turn left and have a left turn lane and slow down and do not turn into the left hand turn lane until half way down it, and sort of creep into it with me stuck behind them... happens nearly every day.

Hate to say it, but inevitably they are women drivers!

1)The fact that there is a UCLA clothing shop near where I live in Sydney

2) The ****wits who buy UCLA branded clothing yet likely have never been to California

The fact that (nearly) every dimwit in Los Angeles is a USC fan, when:
a) they could never afford to go to USC
b) if you could, you pays your fees you gets your B's....

Where I work is 90% UCS... when at a stretch they could/might be able to send their kids to UCLA.

It's just the Power of Love.

Presumably, that's the power of love.

Edit: how fecking annoying is it that you think you have a witty response to a post and then find someone has already beaten you to it?

Rhetorical question, it's infuriating!

Further edit: just remembered the thread title so this is something that annoys me!

Regularly collecting supermarket limited offer stamps for certain special gift products over a number of months only for the offer to expire just before you reach the minimum number of stamps required. I'm sure they do it on purpose.
As for Huey Lewis & The News, we all know people like bad News.

Life Itself.

The Ebert documentary, to clarify.

Kevin Pietersen. It's over. Nobody cares about your opinion you whiney self interested prick. Please go away and take that odious **** Piers Morgan with you.