Just saw some pre-match footage of El Classico and saw something even more special than a half and half scarf: a half and half beanie. Not only was it a half and half beanie but it also stood like 30 cm off of his head. He could not have been more of a ****wit if he tried.

In wanting only a green pepper, having to buy it a packet with a red one and a yellow one.

When I want a tin of Tuna I do not have to buy it along with a tin of Salmon and a tin of sardines, so why with peppers?

solution: Greengrocer.

Buy them singly from the display that pretty much every supermarket has?

:confused:

Because not everyone does or they run out often (probably because they prioritise packaging them with a red and yellow one :grrr:)

It is but not at 9 O clock at night

Swap you, my daughter pretty much eats a pepper a day but doesn't like green ones so we end up with lots of green ones left over.

If you went to West Croydon you would be able to buy a single green pepper at 3 in the morning. It's a bit of a drive from Scotland though.

Done deal. Next time I get to SP I will come armed with yellow and red peppers.

Do they deliver?

I'll bring the green ones, do you think they will let you in with peppers? I know I once had a potato peeler confiscated before I was allowed to enter the ground

Do what I saw an old dear doing and open the packet and take one out. She did it with a net of onions and a bag of spuds too! I did chuckle to myself.

All this green pepper (red tomato) bollocks is reminding me of Ainsley Harriott. Which is another thing that annoys me.

Ainsley smug jolly false f*cker Harriott.

Put the greens ones in a Caribbean prawn and potato curry. Splendid

No just chicken and pork

Bumtish

That bloody 'der der der,der der der' music they insist on playing after every few legs of darts on tv.

Ffs. Stop it. Now.

Oi!! I gotta a deal going on here so bugger off

Soz matey

Also very good in a goulash

;)

Even better in Chili Con Carne, my reason for buying one in the first place (along with a red and yellow one :veryangry)

Even worse when they show the winning darts highlights on SSN.