Twisted socks .

Give up sugar?

I hate all that nicey feely wank-word bingo.

Words like "Snap", "Aw" and "No problemo".

I made that last one up but I bet it's somewhere !

Also, trademarking phrases annoyes me. I'm sure I saw "good morning" or "hello" trademarked on an advert .

People that take regular days off sick thru the workng year, and then at the end of the year make a big song and dance about how much holiday they have left and how on earth are they going to use it all up.............

Black Friday - I am just going to hide under a blanket all day.

a young man in a customer service role, late teens calling me Dude

can't even mock the septics for this any more after the scenes last year :(

More than that wet socks after you've wandered into the bathroom to do your teeth. Sodding eleven year old messy sod.

That's American shite as usual. It's jiss short for jissom.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jissom

'Owned' ie Palace owned Chelsea.

Wtf is that all about ?

Why can't people talk properly these days ?

That Best of You song by the Foo Fighters. Stop shouting FFS

Phuc Dat Bich man admitting it was all a prank.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-34918491

Jesus. Up your own arse much? The reason no-one questioned it is because it was mildly amusing and no-one thought that anyone would be sad enough to bother making something like this up. What a tool.

Wobbly tables in restaurants or pubs. Shitting myself because it feels like the f*cking thing is going over everytime I put my arms down on the table isn't my idea of fun when I'm out trying to relax.

conspiracy theories

People who seem incapable of walking along in a straight line, especially the ones that have the cheek to get annoyed when they walk into you as you overtake them.

The apprentice, I watch it every week and end up in fits of apoplectic rage. Why do I watch it, in fact I'm more annoyed with myself for watching it

Light bulb went out in hallway can light, so get a new LED bulb. Horrible light (needed sunglasses to look at it), so take back and get incandescent ones which only come in pack of 2. First bulb is screwed in, turn on power and it goes flash bang and black. Unscrew and put second one in. Again a horrible sort of blue light - so take both back. Drive to different store and find the one I'm looking for, but only comes in a pack of 3! FFS - the original bulb has been in the hallway since before we moved in 22 years ago! Why would I need 3???

Anyway, screw the first one in, and without wishing to sound like Goldie Locks is just right. Now I have to store the 2 left over somewhere and remember in 22+ years time what I did with them!

What's that joke about How many Engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Double post - that's pretty annoying also!

All-day every day cocktail bartender drink-throwing training sessions. Excuse moi, mais c'est tres pathetique. Et pretentious. Who cares if a cocktail waiter/waitress can chuck a few bottles & bits of ice about for half an hour - gimme my drink NOW!

You wont have to wait 22 years with these new Eco ones. They go pop on a regular basis. I'd keep them close by if I was you.


So continuing the things that annoy me. New Eco lightbulbs that only seem to last 5 mins.