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Salad_Burnet 10-07-2019 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14817824)
What bollocks

It’s like footballers high giving after conceding a goal

Actually, it is very similar to football. We all know that feeling after palace have conceded and people (the HF) try and rally some sort of reply. It sticks in the throat but we go along with it anyway.

Oldtown Eagle 10-07-2019 10:44 PM

Any ANY microwave meal. Even if Waitrose seduce you with their clever words. They are all shit. Do not be deceived, they are shit. I am 65 and despite this post, tonight I went for it. I have fallen for their bullshit once more. Never . . . Never again. Beans on toast is heaven.

andyocpfc 10-07-2019 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14818171)
Any ANY microwave meal. Even if Waitrose seduce you with their clever words. They are all shit. Do not be deceived, they are shit. I am 65 and despite this post, tonight I went for it. I have fallen for their bullshit once more. Never . . . Never again. Beans on toast is heaven.


And the film never comes off in one piece causing you to burn your hands!

ulysses 11-07-2019 09:34 AM

Picking a bogey and unsuccessfully trying to flick it away. You know the ones - those pesky sticky booger types that simply refused to be flicked and are basically just transferred from finger to thumb.

Prince Phillip 11-07-2019 09:39 AM

Attempts by today's young adults to make the ID card and lanyard worn about the body somehow look cool. Will never happen.

art malice 11-07-2019 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ulysses (Post 14818406)
Picking a bogey and unsuccessfully trying to flick it away. You know the ones - those pesky sticky booger types that simply refused to be flicked and are basically just transferred from finger to thumb.

Yep and then somewhere highly visible, just before a job interview

Reps AJ 11-07-2019 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by chateauferret (Post 14818146)
Can anyone get paid for going on the radio and spouting bollocks like that?

Go get qualified and find out

KYLIE MINEAGLE 11-07-2019 01:41 PM

Nasser Hussein, Michael Slater, Mark Nicholas. Ian Healy.

GorBlimey 11-07-2019 11:19 PM

Tattoos.


They are really starting to f*cking annoy me now.


They look shit, they are shit and you know that the NHS will be called upon to remove them in the years ahead when people start to bleat about them impacting their lives.


F*ck off and pay to remove the shit yourselves.

Glɑzier 11-07-2019 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 14819578)
Tattoos.


They are really starting to f*cking annoy me now.


They look shit, they are shit and you know that the NHS will be called upon to remove them in the years ahead when people start to bleat about them impacting their lives.


F*ck off and pay to remove the shit yourselves.

Got to say I agree with this. I can't understand how they have become so popular.

CP-RJW 11-07-2019 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 14819578)
Tattoos.


They are really starting to f*cking annoy me now.


They look shit, they are shit and you know that the NHS will be called upon to remove them in the years ahead when people start to bleat about them impacting their lives.


F*ck off and pay to remove the shit yourselves.

I agree, really don’t get them. Think they should be left for those for whom it has ingrained cultural significance, e.g sailors. Not any boring **** who just wants to look trendy.

Worksop Palace 11-07-2019 11:31 PM

Looking forward to collecting my daughter from the airport at 3am tomorrow morning (despite 1.30am alarm call) to then get a phone call from her saying her flight was delayed by 5 hours and then cancelled until tomorrow. Thanks Jet2 you utter wankstains

Wolfnipplechips 11-07-2019 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14819590)
Looking forward to collecting my daughter from the airport at 3am tomorrow morning (despite 1.30am alarm call) to then get a phone call from her saying her flight was delayed by 5 hours and then cancelled until tomorrow. Thanks Jet2 you utter wankstains

She’s just getting one last night in with Giovanni mate.

You remember young love?


:D

Worksop Palace 11-07-2019 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14819597)
She’s just getting one last night in with Giovanni mate.

You remember young love?


:D

:supergrin:

Not many Giovanni’s in Tenerife

big bad John 12-07-2019 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14819606)
:supergrin:

Not many Giovanni’s in Tenerife


But it does sound so much better than the reality of Bob from Basingstoke;)

Son of Selhurst 12-07-2019 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 14814432)
The lighthouse family making a comeback. One of the shittest blandest bands of all time.

I nearly turned myself inside out agreeing with this. Suicidal music taken on the baton by Coldplay

Stellavista 12-07-2019 01:04 AM

A BBC2 programme called 'Britain's Biggest Superyachts'. Peopled entirely by utter wankers. I actually feel a little sick having watched that. Tossers, with no redeeming features. No class, no taste, no self awareness.

Wayne Andrews is God 12-07-2019 01:15 AM

Modern cars with out a handbrake lever, but some switch you pull or push. It takes longer, it technology for zero purpose. It’s a failsafe for me knowing car wont roll down a hill but with these it removes that.

Wayne Andrews is God 12-07-2019 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by olly cromwell (Post 14817683)
music playlists :wallbash:

get a life :clown:

How do you organise music you like digitally?

Wayne Andrews is God 12-07-2019 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by wedgetail (Post 14815876)
Is that a thing

This phrase. Very American and to me a term that has the concept of Doublespeak.


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