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Any ANY microwave meal. Even if Waitrose seduce you with their clever words. They are all shit. Do not be deceived, they are shit. I am 65 and despite this post, tonight I went for it. I have fallen for their bullshit once more. Never . . . Never again. Beans on toast is heaven.
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Picking a bogey and unsuccessfully trying to flick it away. You know the ones - those pesky sticky booger types that simply refused to be flicked and are basically just transferred from finger to thumb.
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Attempts by today's young adults to make the ID card and lanyard worn about the body somehow look cool. Will never happen.
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Nasser Hussein, Michael Slater, Mark Nicholas. Ian Healy.
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Tattoos.
They are really starting to f*cking annoy me now. They look shit, they are shit and you know that the NHS will be called upon to remove them in the years ahead when people start to bleat about them impacting their lives. F*ck off and pay to remove the shit yourselves. |
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Looking forward to collecting my daughter from the airport at 3am tomorrow morning (despite 1.30am alarm call) to then get a phone call from her saying her flight was delayed by 5 hours and then cancelled until tomorrow. Thanks Jet2 you utter wankstains
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You remember young love? :D |
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Not many Giovanni’s in Tenerife |
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But it does sound so much better than the reality of Bob from Basingstoke;) |
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A BBC2 programme called 'Britain's Biggest Superyachts'. Peopled entirely by utter wankers. I actually feel a little sick having watched that. Tossers, with no redeeming features. No class, no taste, no self awareness.
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Modern cars with out a handbrake lever, but some switch you pull or push. It takes longer, it technology for zero purpose. It’s a failsafe for me knowing car wont roll down a hill but with these it removes that.
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