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Far East Eagle 30-04-2015 11:49 AM

Nick Clegg's voice

Nick Clegg saying 'people voted for a hung parliament' and the 100 other concoctions on the phrase. No they didn't. There was no box on the ballot paper saying 'coalition', what there was was 2 parties on the left which took over 50% of the vote and then you pissed in their faces by taking Cameron's cock in your mouth. Sell out ****. Stop delluding your self and trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes. Will be staying up for 'Clegg' Thursday night.

SA Eagle 30-04-2015 01:52 PM

Taxi drivers. The rules of the road are not circumnavigated by putting your hazards on :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry

Nice Eagle 30-04-2015 02:01 PM

Women who carry their bag or shopping bags on their arm like they are wearing a cast.

Why not use your hands?

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/m...Luxe-Allig.jpg

Nice Eagle 30-04-2015 02:04 PM

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/m...couple_in_.jpg

Malarkey 30-04-2015 02:05 PM

Exam anxiety...had an exam on Tuesday and I'm really nervous about the results (results come out in July), and I'm trying to revise for another exam tomorrow but the anxiety from the past exam remains! **** off!

civil eagle 30-04-2015 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nice Eagle (Post 12362557)
Women who carry their bag or shopping bags on their arm like they are wearing a cast.

Why not use your hands?

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/m...Luxe-Allig.jpg

I think that photo explains why, they need both hands to carry their coffee and hold the lead of their dog. Why they do it when they have no coffee or dog I know not why I have asked my daughter and never received a satisfactory response other than well that's the way she likes to carry her bag. grrr

danpalace07 30-04-2015 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12362312)
Poor Maz

:D

Smoz 30-04-2015 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RDSdaEAGLE (Post 12362359)
Golf umbrellas, when you're not on a golf course. Buy a normal umbrella for 5 you twat.

A chap really shouldn't be using an umbrella. A hat will do the job while leaving both hands free (not to mention looking far better without obstructing fellow pedestrians).

civil eagle 30-04-2015 02:39 PM

The bus stops outside Apollo House on Wellesley road positioned so no one can actually walk past

Arron 30-04-2015 02:39 PM

Middle-management wankers. Incapable of coming up with anything sensible themselves but quite willing to pass off other people's work as their own. Arseholes, the lot of 'em. :veryangry

civil eagle 30-04-2015 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Arron (Post 12362632)
Middle-management wankers. Incapable of coming up with anything sensible themselves but quite willing to pass off other people's work as their own. Arseholes, the lot of 'em. :veryangry

I'll use that in my next management meeting

Chocky 30-04-2015 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by civil eagle (Post 12362591)
I think that photo explains why, they need both hands to carry their coffee and hold the lead of their dog. Why they do it when they have no coffee or dog I know not why I have asked my daughter and never received a satisfactory response other than well that's the way she likes to carry her bag. grrr

To be fair that's the way women used to carry their bags even in the 50s. But that slag has a phone it's Facebook that is making her carry it like that. Get off your phone for 5 minutes you stupid slag.

Chocky 30-04-2015 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nice Eagle (Post 12362567)

Dwight Yorke rumping another looker again.

Maz 30-04-2015 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 12362312)
Poor Maz

Not really.

I never - ever - argue on anything where I might be out of my depth.

And, to be fair, I am rarely wrong.

Worksop Palace 30-04-2015 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12362965)
Not really.

I never - ever - argue on anything where I might be out of my depth.

And, to be fair, I am rarely wrong.

It's your modesty I love

;)

in-exile 30-04-2015 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SA Eagle (Post 12362542)
Taxi drivers. The rules of the road are not circumnavigated by putting your hazards on :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry

what rules you talking about?

Nork1 30-04-2015 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12363018)
what rules you talking about?

The unwritten one where they drive around the world to get to your destination.

in-exile 30-04-2015 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nork1 (Post 12363049)
The unwritten one where they drive around the world to get to your destination.

So that's a good rule to break then if the unwritten rule was to go around the houses...:p

Stavros 69 30-04-2015 09:48 PM

When you're on the way home and some prick decided to have a conversation all the way back shouting down your ear.
Just wait till you're home you selfish twat

Montyeagle 30-04-2015 10:00 PM

People in general


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