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Maz 01-09-2016 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13207116)
Evan Davis' continual SHIT puns on Dragons Den.

Someone should give him a dose of his own medicine and say in the same smarmy way, 'F*ck you c*nt'. No smug arsed innuendos there bugger face.

They really wind me up as well.

andyocpfc 01-09-2016 11:43 PM

Yes, agreed re the Dragon's Den puns. A great and one of my favourite programmes ruined by his continual drivel to need to match up every product with terrible puns. Ms Andyocpfc and I said exactly the same after Sunday's show.

Jim Cannon 01-09-2016 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 13206186)
People who spend the whole gig watching it through their phones. Sometimes you can't even see the stage for the sea of cameras. More concerned with showing people on social media that they were there than actually enjoying it.

The fact gigs aren't as good as they were when I was 16. I miss sitting on the sticky floor at the Brixton Academy smoking, waiting in fervent anticipation of seeing the Manics, Pavement, Radiohead, Blur, Green Day, Foo Fighters etc.

Also annoyed than the Astoria closed. Brilliant venue in its day.

Too right

Jim Cannon 01-09-2016 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 13207294)
BBC's love affair with all things Man Utd including another programme on Salford tonight.

The bloke at work who thinks he is the king of banter and calls himself a Bantersoros and the Archbishop of Banterbury.
:jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

People like that inevitably get their heads kicked in at some point

GorBlimey 02-09-2016 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 13207294)
BBC's love affair with all things Man Utd including another programme on Salford tonight.

The BBC love Manchester and spent a fortune of our money building Media City to demonstrate their love-in with all things Manchester.

Birmingham is our second city with a bigger population, larger economy and an even more stupid accent than the Mancs.

elgin eagle 02-09-2016 06:11 AM

The morning after a curry.

Maz 02-09-2016 08:05 AM

Ring of fire.

elgin eagle 02-09-2016 08:07 AM

It is rather.

It was a very nice curry though.

Chocky 02-09-2016 08:48 AM

I too had a curry last night and I am about to part company with it. The bubbly farts have started, the ones you have to carefully let out before the sluice gate opens.

Back in 20.

elgin eagle 02-09-2016 08:52 AM

If you're lucky.

AJ8 02-09-2016 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 13206186)
People who spend the whole gig watching it through their phones. Sometimes you can't even see the stage for the sea of cameras. More concerned with showing people on social media that they were there than actually enjoying it.

The fact gigs aren't as good as they were when I was 16. I miss sitting on the sticky floor at the Brixton Academy smoking, waiting in fervent anticipation of seeing the Manics, Pavement, Radiohead, Blur, Green Day, Foo Fighters etc.

Also annoyed than the Astoria closed. Brilliant venue in its day.

The Astoria was an incredible venue. Was gutted when it closed.

SJ'sLoveMonkey 02-09-2016 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13207448)
People like that inevitably get their heads kicked in at some point

With any luck

Daddy Long 02-09-2016 09:12 AM

"Methinks"

Who the **** says that, ever? It doesn't make you appear clever. It makes you look like a total bellend

Son of Ron 02-09-2016 09:53 AM

"upgrade"
"when xxxx come?"
"ITK"
all used repeatedly on here in recent days by several culprits.

wheely cases

Chinese students x 200 on my train all with wheely cases

Worksop Palace 02-09-2016 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13207589)
I too had a curry last night and I am about to part company with it. The bubbly farts have started, the ones you have to carefully let out before the sluice gate opens.

Back in 20.

Flock of doves

cantspell 02-09-2016 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 13207386)
Please tell me he really calls himself the Archbishop of Banterbury. The thought that there is such a cock in this world, has cheered me up no end :D

Yes he does - when he said it I almost spat my coffee out - managed to mantain a dignified silence

Isle of Wight 02-09-2016 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 13208089)
Yes he does - when he said it I almost spat my coffee out - managed to mantain a dignified silence

Rep sent

Brilliant, you have to post a Video of his "Bants" his ego will love it :supergrin:

Sharkba1t 02-09-2016 01:57 PM

Commuters (who get on near, or at the start of the line) who put all their bags on a seat next to them expecting no one to sit there all the way to Cannon st. Selfish cnts.

People (not everyone, mind) who dress specifically for the occasion – e.g. Middle aged men going to the Henly regatta wearing those wan*y stripey jackets and hats.

Eagle's Away 02-09-2016 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharkba1t (Post 13208131)
Commuters (who get on near, or at the start of the line) who put all their bags on a seat next to them expecting no one to sit there all the way to Cannon st. Selfish cnts.

Childish I know but it annoyed me so much at one stage I would ask them to shift it all so I could sit there, even if there were other free seats.

switchboard 02-09-2016 02:13 PM

http://www.bigfishlittlefishevents.co.uk/

I just can't believe this exists and human beings are actually paying to go.


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