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Worksop Palace 02-07-2016 08:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nigel_Scarfer (Post 13085116)
He was absolutely spot on with his comments about Marcus whatever's girlfriend though - "I wish my dentist looked like that!"
I'd have gone for the mother. Massive bangers

As you were

chrisophiex 02-07-2016 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13087066)
Johnny McEnroe is going to be the next Aussie PM ?

Bloody hell

More Frank Skinner than McEnroe :)

eagle-leg 02-07-2016 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13087066)
Johnny McEnroe is going to be the next Aussie PM ?

Bloody hell
You cannot be serious.

Zulu84 02-07-2016 10:45 AM
Drivers that aggressively pull out in front of you, forcing you to slam on the brakes and then proceed to drive 5mph under the speed limit. :veryangry

chrisophiex 02-07-2016 11:02 AM
Sky's clamour for Zlatan

#stickitupyerarse

PMSL 02-07-2016 11:14 AM
Adele

KYLIE MINEAGLE 02-07-2016 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by oz_da II (Post 13087005)
At least it isn't this creep anymore.

http://resources1.news.com.au/images...ony-abbott.jpg

They are all a bunch of f'wits. Each party waiting for the other to **** up so they can have their turn "in charge". Rarely anything innovative to make significant changes. It's a game of musical chairs on the Titanic.
I am going to do a Biggineagle here. Yep

mroakley9 02-07-2016 11:47 AM
The fact that the seat of Batman in Australia is not pronounced as Batman but rather as Bat-min

Vendy 02-07-2016 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13087017)
The over celebrating of goals in Euro 2016, it's now obligatory to include all squad members, back room staff, players wives and more
Started by those sheep shagging welsh.

Thought it was funny last night, Coleman thought the incoming William was going to hit him first

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/...7402234234.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...IB4HAWdEJE.jpg

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps...v033837544.jpg

catty 02-07-2016 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13085136)
Excellent, what were the differences of opinion? :D



People who throw your scraps of paper with important information on away.

19th because it had a 19 in it didn't it? 18th because isn't it 18 for 19? Etc etc

CT_Palace 02-07-2016 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by oz_da II (Post 13087005)

They are all a bunch of f'wits. Each party waiting for the other to **** up so they can have their turn "in charge". Rarely anything innovative to make significant changes. It's a game of musical chairs on the Titanic.
If there's one country on earth that can challenge the UK for political ****wittery it's Australia and no mistake.

Mr Mojo Risin 02-07-2016 03:12 PM
The slogan Keep Calm and Carry On. Represents a twee Britain of Daily Mail fantasy that never actually existed in the first place.

Worksop Palace 02-07-2016 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by catty (Post 13087384)
19th because it had a 19 in it didn't it? 18th because isn't it 18 for 19? Etc etc
Bloody hell. Do you work in class 3 ?

elgin eagle 02-07-2016 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by catty (Post 13087384)
19th because it had a 19 in it didn't it? 18th because isn't it 18 for 19? Etc etc
That sounds like a real facepalm conversation.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 02-07-2016 04:28 PM
Super slow mo showing anything other than the sporting action itself. Why the feck would anyone want to see some old tart clapping in the crowds bingo wings flapping around whilst I'm watching Wimbledon?!

Chocky 02-07-2016 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13087800)
Super slow mo showing anything other than the sporting action itself. Why the feck would anyone want to see some old tart clapping in the crowds bingo wings flapping around whilst I'm watching Wimbledon?!
Took me ages to clean the screen.

Worksop Palace 02-07-2016 04:44 PM
The slow hand clap during a players challenge at Wimbledon

Grow the **** up you quarterwits

Nork1 02-07-2016 05:26 PM
Overuse of the words 'legend' and 'genius'.

chrisophiex 02-07-2016 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 13087800)
Super slow mo showing anything other than the sporting action itself. Why the feck would anyone want to see some old tart clapping in the crowds bingo wings flapping around whilst I'm watching Wimbledon?!

Ha. Bingowings.

You legend.

art malice 02-07-2016 06:14 PM
Sudden influx of the word 'narrative'. Kin fvck the fvck off


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