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elgin eagle 03-03-2015 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12273886)
Zany street fundraisers with their wacky facial expressions and movements to appear fun and approachable. GET OUT OF MY ******* WAY WEASEL FACE OR I WILL STAB YOU IN THE THROAT WITH YOUR "I LOVE LONDON" BIRO.

:D

Walking down any high street in Britain is not a pleasureable experience anymore. You get accosted by market research, charity buckets, beggars, and then have to go through it all again on the way back.

Braintree Eagle 04-03-2015 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12271588)
He worked for a TV company in a PR role.

How long for?

Wolfnipplechips 04-03-2015 12:24 AM

Eton & Oxford educated MP's who haven't got a clue about real life.

ChiswickEagle 04-03-2015 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Braintree Eagle (Post 12274168)
How long for?

I am sure you could use google to find out that answer....anyway, see link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Communications

Braintree Eagle 04-03-2015 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12274358)
I am sure you could use google to find out that answer....anyway, see link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Communications

So, his only ever job was straight in as 'Director of Corporate Affairs' :D

I bet he was great at that, being able to draw on all of his experience in the working environment. Unbelieveable.

miker999 04-03-2015 12:55 PM

On the coffee theme, people saying "can I get a....", when did that start being alright? If I worked there it wouldn't be long before I replied "no you ******* can't, that's my job"

miker999 04-03-2015 01:06 PM

And while i'm at it.... (this must be what happens when your over 40, you get all annoyed, I never used to care).

Bloody Public Health w*****s telling me eat this, don't ******* eat that, do exercise, don't do too much exercise, get more sleep, get less sleep, drink a bit, don't drink anything. How the **** did stating the bleeding obvious become a job?

This w****r (kevin fenton) http://www.theyworkforyou.com/wrans/...3-27b.193389.h gets paid £180,000 a year and his contribution this winter, "keep your house at 18 degrees C or you'll get cold and ill". Well **** me that's helpful. he also says other helpful stuff like smokings bad for you etc etc. We're all paying for this... 180 ******* grand a year.

On the plus side we'll a live an extra 10 years, probably spent dribbling and pissing ourselves so that's good.

Rant and swearing over for today.

robcmitchell 04-03-2015 01:12 PM

Idiots starting sentences with the word 'so', really irks me. Stop it, its not big and its not clever.

evvo111 04-03-2015 01:14 PM

Generalisations:

http://i100.independent.co.uk/articl...ch--lknfNkI8Tl

:)

BERT'S HEAD 04-03-2015 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by robcmitchell (Post 12274859)
Idiots starting sentences with the word 'so', really irks me. Stop it, its not big and its not clever.

This really bugs me too especially when you hear it on the radio from so-called experts. Who teaches these morons that this is how to answer a question ?

chrisophiex 04-03-2015 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by robcmitchell (Post 12274859)
Idiots starting sentences with the word 'so', really irks me. Stop it, its not big and its not clever.

Basically it's been used to stop people starting a sentance with the word "Basically".

CT_Palace 04-03-2015 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12274880)
Basically it's been used to stop people starting a sentance with the word "Basically".


so you say so.

mroakley9 04-03-2015 03:43 PM

First time posters on the BBS who start their post with something along the lines of "hi, long time reader but first time poster"

Ghosteagle 04-03-2015 03:51 PM

People believing in what politicians say.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-03-2015 04:01 PM

M25

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-03-2015 04:05 PM

Touch screen tablets which just as you tap the link on a webpage it all moves and you end up opening some bollocks that you've no interest in. My ipad has been close to getting smashed up since I updated the OS.

elgin eagle 04-03-2015 04:17 PM

Phones that wait until you are about to press 'send', then turn themselves off.

Brummie Allan 04-03-2015 04:20 PM

People who report posts from 2013

CT_Palace 04-03-2015 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Brumie Allan (Post 12275182)
People who report posts from 2013

That is sad

Mr Statto 04-03-2015 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12274880)
Basically it's been used to stop people starting a sentance with the word "Basically".

I could willingly throttle my younger daughter for this one - basically every sentence has basically in it about basically 15 times :banghead:


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