Never mind your fingers, think about the poor damage to your brain.

Seeing dozens of those free mags like metro etc on trains and trying to resist the urge to read them.

When you watch a TV show or movie with someone and go to talk about it to them but it turns out they were on their phone for all of it and expect me to explain everything. Just **** off.

The number of drivers who don't indicate anymore.

Would have failed your test in my day... it's engrained in you. I even do it when no one is around.

Mirror - Signal - Maneuver.

Mantra to live by.

My wife's is Maneuver - Mirror - Signal.

This bunch of muppets

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Don't know whether it's already been mentioned but YouTube video bloggers. Complete tossers.

'Entertainment Update' programmes that are on for about 2 minutes and are on smack right in the middle of the film you are trying to watch on the telly. If you try to record the film you have to get it in 2 parts or record the poxy thing inbetween in order to get the full programme without missing anything.

This couple from Grand Designs annoy me.

Contriving through their cluelessness to waste their entire 80k budget on a barge that finished up as an unfinished floating tin shed.

Thinking these people are social workers giving people advice in life choices.

Putting their kids at risk through their half baked schemes.

Having no idea on what it takes to live on a house boat and never once thinking about running costs.

Couldn't help but laugh when I watched some spoilt, self obsessed bint doing a vlog on the train going to that Harry Potter experience thing and you could see some woman behind her sniggering. Who the **** just starts droning on loudly on the train?

And bloody programmes that start with 5 minute highlights of 'what's coming up', just show th f*cking thing instead of airing spoilers. Same thing after a commercial break there has to be a recap on what we just saw 5 minutes ago. I haven't got Altzeimers yet you c**ts.

People that insert my or his into a sentence.
Ala; I love MY football
I like MY Chinese me.
He loves HIS football.

Tw@ts

This thing now of clapping all the way thru a certain minute of a match cause it's linked to some tragedy, every team is now going to adopt one at some point and it will never end.

When you are already at a mini roundabout and someone to your right is still 50 yards away just assumes they still have right of way, and then gives you the look. Hey, I'm on the roundabout . . . !

Annoying twats who won't shut up in my lectures and decide to disrupt everyone with their shite senses of humour.

When your hairdresser describes your hair as the bit you are "still clinging onto" ...

Ex wife Nuff said

People who start every sentence with "and I was like" and then "he was like". Just had to listen to an hour of it on the train. By the end I thought my ears were bleeding.

exactly

"And he turned round and said"......

Did he really turn around ???

Stupid f@cking threads about cars.