Christmas jumpers. Seriously, when did this become a 'thing'?

"Oooo look at how whacky and ironic I'm being wearing a shit jumper. Honestly, you best watch out for me, anything could happen! LOL! Haha!"

The west end and Peterborough the last two weekends have been full of people in the evenings going up to each other going "haha I'm wearing a jumper that makes me look like a bellend, that's a great jumper that makes you look like a bellend too. Haha what a great time we're all having, aren't we just the guys ey?!"

No, bugger off.

I'd hazard a guess that there's a positive correlation between people that wear Christmas jumpers and people that plastered Facebook and other forms of social media with their completely mental Ice Bucket Challenge videos earlier this year

Agreed totally :)

Every Ref this year!!!!!:grrr:

Think you are describing this guy

people who leave stuff on the stairs to be taken up

Knew it would be him :D

Wilf Zaha

"I'm dead mad, me!"

Not sure if it's a fad that has reached the UK, probably has. People who stick plastic reindeer antlers on the window of their cars. Normally starts about mid November over here . It's kind of Ooohh look at me I aren't I getting into the festive season and having ,so much fun. No **** off.

Not yet...but it will do.

People slagging Wilf.

Cars have cat flaps?
Did you see that on Top Gear?

You got this wrong its Cats that have Cat flaps....

Same morons who wear Xmas jumpers 'ironically' (spit)

Those silly eylash things that go above headlights that the car owner thinks makes the car look good and not the **** that me and everyone else like minded thinks you are.

An extension of the 'Move down please' shouts on busy trains already alluded to. When said self rightious person will take it upon themselves to walk down the side of the train in an attempt to motivate the already crushed standing passengers to move further down the train, complete with a medley of hand and arm gestures.

Always good to hear with the desperate plea of 'some of us have got to get to work.' As if everyone else on the train are already on their 3rd can on White Ace at 8:24am on the way to Wetherspoons via the job centre

When someone emails you at work and copies your boss in like some kind of threat.

When at an away game which is no where near sold out (universally agreed that stand where you want applies in such situations) and you get the awkward and inflexible person who will hover around the seat for a while, tilt their body to the side to check for the 14th time that they are indeed at their correct seat. Turn around and take a few steps back, just to be completely sure they are in the right row. Study the ticket once again to make sure there are no mistakes in their calculations before letting you know you are in their seat.

Jack Whitehall, Olly Murrs, James Corden.

Snide office football 'banter.' 'Do you think Palace will stay up this season?' 'What do you think of Warnock?-seems to be doing well' **** off

The word banter.

Millwall and West Ham fans etc laughing at us singing we love you, then no doubt lapping up in it when the England band start to play it.

Excellent post.

My local Waitrose no longer seem to be stocking their own brand digestive biscuits with flecks of chocolate in them. :(

middle class problems thread is the home for this type of disaster:)

Not so sure. Surely it would need to be a branded type of biscuit for that ?