getting pardew as new manager

Vue cinema on the Purley Way charging a minimum of 5 pound 35p for popcorn.

Richard Curtis

Women who don't believe men can suffer from nasty heavy colds or influenza and roll their eyes, look to the sky and say "oh man flu". The same women (and there are many) that harp on and on about the pain of child birth...."oh been mown down by a bus and been splattered across the road into 26 pieces? You should try giving birth [tut tut sneer look down nose at].

Well I'll tell you what, if you don't want that pain then keep your stupid f*ck faced female chauvinist snatch holes closed and take it up the shitter instead.

The next time some silly tart moans about having just been gang raped by 6 gangsta muthafukkas I shall roll my eyes, look to the sky and say "oh woman rape".

Sitting on a speed awareness course that I also had paid for only to find out later that my insurance company (Elephant, and therefore the linked Admiral) still treats these as if you have points for speeding and therefore hike your premiums accordingly.
Goodbye Elephant. And Admiral.

The belief that "a lot" is one word - "alot".

Blokes that say they have man flu

Christmas, the whole over spending over hyped period.

People who fill the kettle up for one cup of tea

Selfie wankers and their ******* "selfie sticks"!

Arsenals support

If you must have popcorn at the flicks, why not just buy some beforehand and take it into the picture house? You daft twat.

Divs who tell you "nothing worse than a paper cut".

Let me cut your finger to the bone with a grinder and we'll ******* see shall we?

Yeah... they do seem to be popping up everywhere so to speak.

:D

It's a fair point

Pretty sure Viz top tips recommended this years ago,

What's annoying is the vast amount of moisturiser it takes to make growing a beard a palatable experience.

'Super Al' song being sung incorrectly at Dover.

:lux: I may be a twat but I'm not daft and I didn't pay it.

pictures with kids yesterday. 3 microwave bags of popcorn (£1.50) and cartons of juice.
Anyone who pays what the cinemas charge is mental.