The media's insistence that AFC Wimbledon have won the FA Cup.

Making a cup of tea in the morning, only to discover there is no milk. Then treading in dog piss. Not the best start to a monday morning ever.

Sorry, but that image made me smile :)

Why are you making tea in the garden...with no shoes on?

:)

Fortunately I was wearing socks. If i'd slipped over on it there would have been one seriously worried untrainable chihuahua hiding somewhere.

People who go to the pictures and have to F*CKING EAT all the way through. Popcorn chomp chomp chomp chomp sweet wrappers more popcorn crunch crisps crunch chomp. Watch the film and shut the f**k up you selfish bastards, stay at home and watch films online if you want to sit there stuffing your faces.

People who call the cinema the 'picture house' when they're only 40 years old.

I heard this. They need to be told.

:lux:

I work with a guy who says this and he's a c*nt of the highest order. Lives in Brighton of course.

I bet they call what they are watching, 'filums' as well.

Bit harsh on people under 40 who grow up in a town where the 'cinema' is actually called the Picture House, Chocks.

http://i.imgur.com/O6IxoBR.png

Absolute wankers.

Exactly. I will not go to the pictures for that reason. Ugh!!!

ps,If I went, it would be the pictures, not the picture house (that's Irish I think).

This, this, and thrice this!

Sat for three hours watching Interstellar with some ****wit three seats down cracking monkey nuts for half the film. Interspersed with sucking a bucket of coke through a straw. What the **** is it with people that they have to eat during a film like they've never seen food before! :veryangry

Exit soap box...

Whilst we are on the going to the picture house to watch filums topic one thing that pisses me off a lot as a parent is the gigantic diabetes inducing portions of the soft drinks and pick n mix. You put about 4 sweets in the massive bags and the kids look at you like 'nice try, but give in or its full on tantrum'. Thanks cinema bastards!

The people who dont move their car along in traffic, they just sit there thinking there cool not realising further back people want to get in and out of side roads.

Well mk haven't won it either...

This. Every f*cking morning. C*nts.

Don't know if they still are saying it, but the BBCs laboured efforts to get the contrived word 'cupset' into the football vocabulary was a bit crappily annoying in the past. Give it up mate and move on.

Broadband providers/phone companies that make it impossible to work out what the best deal is, e.g., "ONLY £6 for 4 MONTHS plus FREE Super Hub, FREE install worth £49.95 & EXTRA £50 OFF when you buy online!*" *£14.99 a month +Line Rental – £16.99 a month or £169.90 for 12 months in advance.

£6 IS NOT THE PRICE, neither is £14.99. LINE RENTAL IS NOT AN OPTIONAL EXTRA. STOP ******* ME ABOUT AND GIVE ME THE TOTAL PRICE OF THE ENTIRE PACKAGE OVER THE WHOLE CONTRACT.

Getting shit FA Cup draws. Every fecking year