Silly me :clown:

Back on topic...northerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a northern accent. Vernon Kay, Paddy McGuinness, I'm looking at you.

Jamie Carragher

Another social media annoyance:

People that complain when it's Monday morning and in turn, when Friday arrives celebrate it like a national holiday.

"Happy Friday everyone!"

Do me a favour.

Anyone who eats food especially hot food on public transport.
Parents that want a seat for their kids on trains in the rush hour. Tip: dont travel with kids in the rush hour

Nah, he made a career out of making last ditch tackles because of poor positioning. I think that's what makes him a decent pundit, he has done it all before.

Can we extend this to tourists as well please, they clog up an already full transport network and their confused wonderings around mainline stations just serve to delay everyone else. Travelcards only work after 10am for a reason

Southerners who have made a career out of simply saying stuff in a southern accent. Danny Dyer, Ray Winstone, Dick van Dyke, I'm looking at you .

People who get right to the bottom of their "soap in a bottle" and then half fill it up with water. You go to the bottle and apply the usual pressure and it spurts all over the place , usually over my trouser area .

Yeah I'd agree with that. I think it's more the NW accent that annoys me.

What is about people that when they put a backpack on and go to a foreign city they just clump together and act like ****witted idiots?

..of which the professional Yorkshireman is the most trying. Michael Parkinson that's you.

I have nothing against Parkinson, Boycott and the cast of Emmerdale.

Chav Hater is bang on with Paddy McGuinness. It's the chirpy, jolly, annoyingness that I hate.

Birds doing their makeup in the morning on the train.

Idiots that say 'can I get' instead of 'can I have' in coffee shops.

Joe Swash. No talent whatsoever.

Idiots who say 'say again' instead of 'pardon'

Lady at Preston Park train station, gent makes way so she can get on train and says casually "Ladies first"... her reply "What has my gender got to do with it" then gets on train tutting and mumbling.
I fecking hate the precious types that look for offence in everything, can't stand the narcissistic pricks.

Forzapalace on here! :D The thing is such a moany negative whinging Shit eating C*nt (Sorry for the PK terminology!) I'd like to see him in real life,see if it's as F*cking brave as it likes to think on here! Total gutless twat,shame its got its PM's turned off as I'd like to send it an 'invitation' for a drink ;)

A double irritant (DI) People that try to finish the last few words of my sentences. 9/10 they get it wrong so not only do I have to hear them mumbling different words to the ones I'm saying but I then have to repeat myself because so I can finish my bloody sentence.

At the supermarket people stand chatting in the aisles making it impossible to look at the stuff you need

Or when people are looking at item for ages while holding onto their trolley alongside so they literally block off the whole shelf area, your never quite sure whether to stand their and politely wait or just shove in, why do people even need to look so long anyway??

People who are under 5 foot 6 who use umbrellas but have zero spatial awareness.

Anyone that uses an umbrella is evil.

Many at time I've almost lost an eye to these wankers. The most annoying is when their umbrella goes underneath yours, hits you in the chest, getting you wet and the **** just walks on. :veryangry:veryangry

Pundits and managers pre match who seem to refer to every team as "Well organised and hard working".

Bras

That's a classic .

I hate it when you can tell people aren't really listening whilst you're saying something quite important . I usually end my sentence with something like "and make sure you don't get your buscuits wet" , which either confuses them or they don't even catch that bit....thus proving that they ain't listening !

People that start a sentence with "is it just me or..."

People who have their music set so high you can hear the "tinny" music when you are sitting rows away on a bus/train despite their headphones.

Comedians and others who have to resort to swearing regularly - apart from Mrs Brown who is forgiven because he/she can be very funny!

People on the BBS who write daft things like " ...and I claim my fiver" or " goes to Hull on Page..."

Rap - which should be renamed crap.

Professional Northerners - Scousers, Geordies, YORKSHIRE, Mancs (happy Mondey/Oasis bollox. They seem so proud of their slums.

In the South I suppose you only get ESSEX and West Ham Cockney/Mockneys.

Being asked if I'm "alright" in a shop or cafe, rather than them saying "Can I help you?" or whatever. Always makes me feel I must look like I'm not alright.

I once smoked a load of weed in Dublin and going around pubs this was doing my head in and giving me the fear.

Saggy tits. They really get on my tits.

Music news sites/mags e.g. NME. Absolutely ******* useless and change their stance on a genre or whatever so often. Noisey by Vice is probably the most irritating. They must be on a year delay regarding current trends and whatever in music...

2.5/4 here. Some points:

• Agreed though honestly you don't realise how loud it sounds outside.
• Sort of agreed, though I would question anyone who likes Mrs Brown's Boys...
• Agreed with the BBS thing. I hate stupid cliquey in-jokes like that. They weren't even funny the first time...
• How much rap have you actually heard? Lots of good stuff out there which should be helped by the grime revival

Especially when the straps itch.

"Character"
"There's a real spirit about this team"
"Gaffer"
"We just need that bit of luck"
"I can't fault the lads"
"Commitment"
"We have to respect the opposition"

my bloody dinner.

You are Foggy from Last of the Summer Wine, and I claim my fiver.

Signs for QPR page 192.

chafey.

Commuters with golf umbrellas on trains. They are for standing in the rain playing golf use a smaller umbrella for commuting.

Women who put their slap/make-up on whilst on the train. Get up earlier.

Cyclists using commuter trains. There is no room for your fecking bikes go away.

http://www.madman.com.au/images/scre...ot_2_12574.jpg

When BBS cliche come?

Bit low, scummish really

Quality.

I mean "we need a bit more quality".

Means nothing and is trotted out all the time.

Was just about to post that.




When you are about to post something and someone has already posted it. :veryangry:vader:

Cowabunga.

(yawn)

Shut it you slag. I hadn't had me breakfast.

People who say "going forward".

Companies who have the word "solutions" in their name.

People who unnecessarily start a sentence with the word "so".

Jeremy Clarkson

David Starkey

cliche come now

This^ is one of mine along with arsehole who gets on with a rucksack that's double the size of him and doesn't take it off.

God I hate that Andrew :D

Another is autocorrect :veryangry

Harry Redknapp's eyelids.

People that type prolly instead of probably.its only 2 more letters ffs

Prolly right...

Every word over 2 syllables being shortened eg noms, totes, jel and the infuriating use of the word epic.

Eg went out for nandos last night, it was epic

Read The Iliad last night - epic.

when they drag it out as well...

You know that if the next word after 'so' is 'basically' you should immediately realise the person is a nob and then switch off.

:p

Media weather words created to over-dramatise the already apocalyptic Daily Express weather headlines... thundersnow, weather bomb.

Men in there early/mid twenties with beards.

These. ^

I personally thought they needed 'a bit more quality'

People who can't tell the difference between 'there' and 'their'.

And they're!

Not content with the hide and seek charade every morning to give our cat with renal issues her daily tablet, she has now taken to pissing everywhere the minute she is carried out into the kitchen. Now I am a cat lover but by Christ that is really annoying.

Hehehe you got me pal.are you in your mid twenties with no razor perchance?

Football commentators, there are quite a few, who use the word went incorrectly ie 'he could of went down the wing' Charlie Nicholas is a major offender to name but one of many

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I wish!:(

It's the 'could of' bit that's infuriating.

'Snow is comming',what? It's gonna snow communists?

People from Leeds who say "I aren't " instead of "I'm not"

EFA

Yeah I mean wtf

It's a spectre haunting Europe.

'Winter is coming' is far more ominous.

When your cat or dog has a shitty arse and does the bum shuffle across the carpet :veryangry

Pointless parking restrictions - dropped a disabled friend down to Gatwick North, they have a reception cabin in the drop off area for those who need assistance but the area immediately in front is marked 'Permit Holders Only'. Why?? Immediately I stopped two attendants pounced on us and tried to move us on, and despite explaining that my friend was on crutches insisted that I moved. Just ignored them and helped him to the cabin with his bags. Very very annoying!!!

"Friskey"

Mental bloke

The American inability to pronounce the Latin/Spanish "o" as in Diego Costa. They always pronounce it "oh"
e.g. Diego Coaster
You don't say ohrange do you?

Things that annoy you
 

Bit confused by that one - how do you pronounce Diego?

Edit: misread

Rio Ferdinands upper lip. Plug from the Bash Street Kids

Joey Bartons opinion on anything.

Gary Linekers tweets. I am not freaking interested.

Most things now days, the older I get the more intollerant I become

Sean Lock.

Idiots that talk with an upward inflection making every sentence sound like a question.

I got on the bus to go to work yesterday?
When I got there the heating wasn't on?
So they sent us all home?

I'll put up with from a Kiwi because they don't know any better, but anyone else doing it sounds like a total fvckwit.

EFA.

The laughs of Jimmy Carr, Josh Widdicombe and Ricky Gervais.
The sharp intake of breath Stephen Fry takes through his mouth at the end of his sentences.
The 'er' that Dara O'Briain says at the end of his sentences.

Your own fans....slagging off eachother,no need..... ..hope Linekers giving everyone else in the Division a load of shite and getting them out of theier pram....

The word 'awesome' , the word 'movies', traffic, pompous twats and eeeejits !!

False number nine.

The term ‘affordable homes‘ when referring to new developments. If you’re a billionaire oligarch, everything is affordable, but if you’re on the minimum wage then little is affordable.

SkyHQ

People that say "super" as in "its super cold", and other Americanisms.

The favicon and background on the BBS website ... still showing the old Palace badge

Being called (and I quote) 'your a deluded crystal palace fan' at school today. By whom does this kid 'support' you ask? Arsenal.

BBC 3. Won't be missed.

That is super annoying. It's infected the danish language whereby to emphasise something it becomes 'super good', 'super correct', 'super bad' etc..

Innernet.
Dennist.
Los Vegas.
Merry Chrismess.

People who make toast or whatever and leave the butter full of their crumbs from their knife. When I'm making a sandwich I don't want half of yours in mine you inconsiderate turds. Same people who swig out of the bottle from the fridge and half their f*cking food they're eating ends up floating about in it.

This REALLY gets on my tits. Surely you mean 'I am not ******* interested'?

:veryangry

:lux::lux::lux:

Why oh why do people replace a swear word with the word 'freaking' or 'frigging' - I can't understand it, if one is going to swear then swear, if not just say the sentence as it is without the euphemisms!