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JJ 11-03-2015 10:25 AM

Most books that, on the cover, say something like "A [insert name] Novel." The only exception to this are the John Corey books by Nelson Demille.

JJ 11-03-2015 10:29 AM

Blokes who go into the cubicle and then let rip with what is clearly a scatter gun explosion, that you just know will have sprayed the rim as well as the bowl, and then give an audible-to-the-next-cubicle sigh of satisfaction.

smileysmith 11-03-2015 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12285177)
Blokes who go into the cubicle and then let rip with what is clearly a scatter gun explosion, that you just know will have sprayed the rim as well as the bowl, and then give an audible-to-the-next-cubicle sigh of satisfaction.

Ha haaa ... what would you do??!

CPFC2010ANDON 11-03-2015 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 12285171)
Blokes who would rather use the urinal right next to you than go into an empty cubicle

Frightened of being shown-up, are you?

evvo111 11-03-2015 11:56 AM

Posts that put 'no?' at the end. If you are making a point with the rest of the post why add this, isn't it now? :)

CPFC2010ANDON 11-03-2015 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by evvo111 (Post 12285282)
Posts that put 'no?' at the end. If you are making a point with the rest of the post why add this, isn't it now? :)

No. What now?

danpalace07 11-03-2015 02:07 PM

Mayonnaise. Especially when it's added to my food without me knowing. Horrible shit.

CPFC2010ANDON 11-03-2015 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12285546)
Mayonnaise. Especially when it's added to my food without me knowing. Horrible shit.

Going in to a shop to buy a sandwich - and they are all containing mayonnaise. Fck right off.

What happened to egg & salad cream, for example?

CPFC2010ANDON 11-03-2015 02:11 PM

A big pet hate is this.

Customer Service - you want a "Hello" and a smile from the person serving you. So, why do you have to be so ****** rude and come to the till, talking on your mobile frigging phone, and remain having a conversation throughout the whole sodding transaction. You cnts can fck off because I am not serving you. Wankers. Even worse when they can't even break their conversation to say "Hello" or "Thank-you".

CT_Palace 11-03-2015 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CPFC2010ANDON (Post 12285553)
A big pet hate is this.

Customer Service - you want a "Hello" and a smile from the person serving you. So, why do you have to be so ****** rude and come to the till, talking on your mobile frigging phone, and remain having a conversation throughout the whole sodding transaction. You cnts can fck off because I am not serving you. Wankers. Even worse when they can't even break their conversation to say "Hello" or "Thank-you".

bad day at the Tesco's check out is it?

DryRubber 11-03-2015 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12285177)
Blokes who go into the cubicle and then let rip with what is clearly a scatter gun explosion, that you just know will have sprayed the rim as well as the bowl, and then give an audible-to-the-next-cubicle sigh of satisfaction.

This would lead to much merriment and laughter in my office.

Ghosteagle 11-03-2015 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12285546)
Mayonnaise. Especially when it's added to my food without me knowing. Horrible shit.

Mayonnaise on chips. Plain wrong.

CT_Palace 11-03-2015 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghosteagle (Post 12285579)
Mayonnaise on chips. Plain wrong.

I wont hear this. It's a matter of opinion I know, but, you are wrong. Very wrong.

Ghosteagle 11-03-2015 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12285596)
I wont hear this. It's a matter of opinion I know, but, you are wrong. Very wrong.

HP brown is the condiment for chips. All foreign impostors must be returned to their countries of origin.

ChiswickEagle 11-03-2015 06:49 PM

The district line when the blue team from Fulham have a mid-week evening fixture.

New LP 11-03-2015 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by pumaspalace (Post 12284827)
People who always fail to see the middle ground in an argument.

So you hate the GPD section of this website I take it?

GorBlimey 11-03-2015 11:57 PM

Probably been posted already but people who recline their seat on a plane as soon as the fecking thing takes off.

Self-centred bastards of the lowest order.

New LP 11-03-2015 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12280196)
Pubs, restaurants, take aways, bistros, cafes etc. being described as f****** eateries.

WTF is an eaterie?:grrr:

Or a pub, selling pub food being called a 'Kitchen'.

New LP 12-03-2015 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12286503)
Probably been posted already but people who recline their seat on a plane as soon as the fecking thing takes off.

Self-centred bastards of the lowest order.

Particularly when it's a daytime budget flight to Spain.

xmasape 12-03-2015 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12286503)
Probably been posted already but people who recline their seat on a plane as soon as the fecking thing takes off.

Self-centred bastards of the lowest order.

Just relax.


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