I remember that case. Normally I'm against the sort of litigation when you think the customer should have been more careful themselves, but in my experience Macs does feel a few degrees hotter than necessary.

And had their coffee been just a few degrees cooler, her injuries would presumably have been reduced too.

Got 3 hours for a lunchtime nap though.

My wife, in fact the only reason I don't kill her is because I'd miss her

I used to be a reasonably patriotic person but if I never hear the National Anthem again,
I won't be at all bothered.
The Australian Baseball League Week 8 game Melbourne vs Perth...really?
WE ARE NOT THE USA, LET'S NOT PRETEND TO BE!!!

Certain people living in the middle of nowhere, 3 miles from a train station. Just why?

It's when you here it before every bloody semi major horse race that gets me. I know I live in Australia I don't have to the second worse anthem in the world every 10 minutes to remind me.

Have to say that during my stay in Wellington earlier this year and on passing through Sydney and Melbourne it did feel like "USA-lite" to me. Very different from when I was over that way 15 years ago.

30 fvcking quid for a kid's pantomime ticket. 2 pound 50 less than an adult. Disgusting. Makes the Premier League look like a benevolent fund.

Bad experience but at least it's behind you.

Oh no it's not (it's later this afternoon)

What time does it finish so I can do my "oh yes it is" reply?

Which one?

People that rattle collection boxes in your face, just to make you feel embarrased if you don't give.
F..k off, i'll give money to whoever i see fit, i don't need to coerced into it.

Like those fraudsters outside Selhurst every home game. Don't know how they get away with it.

No need to be Grumpy !

UKP14.50 at Secombe Theatre in Sutton. I imagine your's is more upmarket?

My old dad used to treat us to the pantomime at the Wimbledon Theatre every year. If he knew that they were charging 30 quid a ticket, he'd be spinning in his urn.

Religious people.

Agree - and along the same lines, when you contribute via mail/Internet to one of the big charities (Heart, Cancer, Save the Children etc.) they then start to send you solicitations every month or so wanting more.

3 miles from a train station isn't the middle of nowhere! i live about 12 miles from nearest station but then most people find me extremely annoying so maybe you have a point

Oh no he wouldn't.

Yeah, it's behind him now.

People on TV who are being interviewed and begin their answer with "So".

While we are at it, when did it become acceptable in a restaurant or shop to say "Can I get" when you actually mean "Please may I have" ?

** on a plate **

Dartford - Craig Revel Orchard

Americanisms. Grrr. What really grips my shit is when people greet other people with 'Hey' instead of hello. 'Hey' in my vocab is a word I use to alert people quickly that I need their attention. For example 'Hey jump out of the way, that bus is going to splat you all over the road.'

I thought it was something horses ate?

No, that's Hay :D

I know - but that is my stock answer when people say "Hey" to me. :D

It is when you've lived in London all your life!

:D

Go figure. Period. :grrr:

Multi millionaires on tv begging for donations to which ever charity. If they all chipped in together poverty could be eradicated. But it's just a bit of face time to be seen as caring.

People who try to jazz up their small talk by adding an s or a z onto how, or saying hay instead of hi, or u instead of you, to make the sentence seem less mundane.

Hay, howz u?

People who read Whatsapp messages but don't reply until later...

Guilty your honour

Depends who it is, if it's a good mate i'll answer instantly if i can, if it's a bird i've met on tinder and "gone off", they might have to wait a long time.

People on Twitter who are ranting to a company but want everybody else to see it.

"Hi @O2 blah blah blah" or ".@Sainsburys moan moan moan".

It's almost like they're showing off to everybody who follows them how poor a service they're getting. Do one.

This pisses me off no end. I can't afford to live in the UK, yet these bastards avoid paying millions. Total con.

http://i1319.photobucket.com/albums/...ps944b7cb2.jpg

What should piss you off more FEE is the total FAIL by the UK Gov in collecting the tax in the first place. The corps listed in that graphic (if the numbers are correct) are not breaking any laws - if they were the taxman would be after them for the unpaid tax + relevant fines (maybe they are?)
We hear about this type of tax "evasion" (??) all too frequently, yet the tax laws still seem to allow such "evasions" to continue.
Too much vested interest??

Mockneys

People who feel the need to common up their rp or estuary accent to appear edgier or working class. One minute they speak normally, the next they chuck in "abaaaaht", but then say the same word normally in the next sentence. Plenty of these characters on tv, makes me wince.

Christmas drivers. They're like Sunday drivers that are out of practice.

Chinese tourists.

:)

People who can't take sarcasm and/or think you're being serious

Especially if you have epilepsy

People who overlike Christmas

The person who at 11.40 on NYE who will text to say ' Just to get in before the networks block can I be the first to say Happy New Year'

The message means nothing to me but well done on side stepping the huge 5 minute minefield of texting just past midnight on the 1st January.

Thinking about it.
Pretty well everything:veryangry

Things that annoy you
 

People that text you to say that you must call them ASAP, without giving any hint in the text about what it's about. You think it's something very important, like they've been in an accident or they're having a crisis or something. You phone them up and it's usually mundane shit like "oh, just wanted to know whether you could pick me up at 5 rather than 5.30?"

Myself and everyone else this year saying have a good Christmas. Merry Christmas surely? ?

When, just, at the exact moment you tap a touchscreen, it moves.

The trainline website is a master at this. Skyscanner is not far behind either.

Domestically abusive drunks at christmas. Well any time really.

every time
:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry:veryangry

The Sydney media trying to push the Sydney-Hobart Yacht race
as a bigger event than the Boxing Day Test Match.

Unresponsive touch screens on ticket machines at train stations. Press a button, nothing happens for 10 seconds so you press again, then have to press delete as its typed too many letters out, then that is slow so you're not sure whether to press again. Then it selects the wrong station and you have to start again, which takes a good while to load. And repeat.

Not Micky Flannagans fault, but perhaps his proliferation amongst the middle classes?

I've not noticed it in Mickey to be honest. I know he was born in Whitechapel.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30602609

The over-reaction of people to events like this.

See what the mother has said.

Whilst it's bad that hacking occurs, and that the systems are down, it's not the end of the world. FFS!

Agree. An event that is boring as bat shit once they start. But media:veryangry persist in letting all and sundry know that a yacht which costs the same as 3 waterfront properties can get to Hobart in 3 days woopie ******* dooo.

Just watching a programme on ITV.

Lady in crowd asked where she is from....

.....Essex. No love....I don't say Sussex. People from Beckenham don't say...Kent. its just ******* annoying how everyone from Essex has to say that because it's cool or something. Does anyone understand what I'm saying.

Little Al

Neil Warnock

Blokes bitching and moaning around me today about how crap the atmosphere was, how bad the crowd were; yet they never contribute in any form of cheering/singing, in any match, in any week.

'Weather bomb'.

People who say they are from 'Essex' are probably specifically from Dagenham, but doesn't want to admit to it.

:hi:

Signs for lost dogs/cats/children plastered over trees on commons, parks, areas of natural beauty etc, and just left there, long after the object has been found or the owner has given up looking.

Theatre, what a load of old shit.

***** that sit in the right hand lane at traffic lights and only decide to indicate right when the lights turn green :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry :veryangry

I love doing that and purposely not getting over far enough in the filter lane so that they can't get past. It's what makes driving enjoyable. :D

EFA

Sitting through a speed awareness course that I had to pay 100 quid to enrol on after getting nicked on the A3 on way back from Hull after witnessing an abject Palace performance.

Silly usernames :D

Mine is more self explanatory than yours. :p

People who drive cars (they don't deserve to be called drivers) but drive slower than the available speed limit on good single carriageway roads (the kind of road I use for commuting for work) in good conditions !

Those that leave on fog lights when there's no fog, those that don't indicate their intent on roundabouts, all the usual driving faux pas of the lazy car users basically !

Chinese men all with the same haircut gobbling everywhere! Ewwww times squillion!!!

Racists in positions of power (at all levels).

Worth bumping

New Year, full stop.

I think this year I'm just going to send a text that says "congrats... You've survived another complete orbit of the sun. Amazing. If it doesn't explode, you may have a reasonable chance of surviving another one".

getting pardew as new manager

Vue cinema on the Purley Way charging a minimum of 5 pound 35p for popcorn.

Richard Curtis

Women who don't believe men can suffer from nasty heavy colds or influenza and roll their eyes, look to the sky and say "oh man flu". The same women (and there are many) that harp on and on about the pain of child birth...."oh been mown down by a bus and been splattered across the road into 26 pieces? You should try giving birth [tut tut sneer look down nose at].

Well I'll tell you what, if you don't want that pain then keep your stupid f*ck faced female chauvinist snatch holes closed and take it up the shitter instead.

The next time some silly tart moans about having just been gang raped by 6 gangsta muthafukkas I shall roll my eyes, look to the sky and say "oh woman rape".

Sitting on a speed awareness course that I also had paid for only to find out later that my insurance company (Elephant, and therefore the linked Admiral) still treats these as if you have points for speeding and therefore hike your premiums accordingly.
Goodbye Elephant. And Admiral.

The belief that "a lot" is one word - "alot".

Blokes that say they have man flu

Christmas, the whole over spending over hyped period.

People who fill the kettle up for one cup of tea

Selfie wankers and their ******* "selfie sticks"!

Arsenals support

If you must have popcorn at the flicks, why not just buy some beforehand and take it into the picture house? You daft twat.

Divs who tell you "nothing worse than a paper cut".

Let me cut your finger to the bone with a grinder and we'll ******* see shall we?

Yeah... they do seem to be popping up everywhere so to speak.

:D

It's a fair point

Pretty sure Viz top tips recommended this years ago,

What's annoying is the vast amount of moisturiser it takes to make growing a beard a palatable experience.

'Super Al' song being sung incorrectly at Dover.

:lux: I may be a twat but I'm not daft and I didn't pay it.

pictures with kids yesterday. 3 microwave bags of popcorn (£1.50) and cartons of juice.
Anyone who pays what the cinemas charge is mental.