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Johnnieboy 10-06-2022 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by stamford triumph (Post 16474272)
People who chuck litter out their car. They donít want the inside of their car to look messy but donít mind whole neighbourhoods stuffed with litter.

Which is the winner...

People who buy their food at a drive thru, park up at said drive thru and eat in the car, and then chuck the litter out of the window because they can't be bothered to walk to the bin?

Or people who tip the contents of their overflowing car ashtray out of the window, also often at drive thru's?

Oldtown Eagle 10-06-2022 10:19 PM

When you decide to channel surf, it’s ads on every station.

Stavros 69 10-06-2022 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by stamford triumph (Post 16474272)
People who chuck litter out their car. They donít want the inside of their car to look messy but donít mind whole neighbourhoods stuffed with litter.

One of the best things Iíve ever seen was someone chucking their crap out of a car and my mates brother who was a marine seeing this, stopping his car picking up the rubbish, chasing the prick down for 15 miles. When the offender stopped he walked up to the car, threw the rubbish back in the window and stared ďI think you dropped somethingĒ.
When the prick got half way out of his car and realised he was bang in trouble, watched him melt and die on the inside.

It was a joy.

Hedgehog 10-06-2022 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 16474547)
When you decide to channel surf, itís ads on every station.


Welcome to my world!

Maidstoned Eagle 11-06-2022 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Stavros 69 (Post 16474689)
One of the best things Iíve ever seen was someone chucking their crap out of a car and my mates brother who was a marine seeing this, stopping his car picking up the rubbish, chasing the prick down for 15 miles. When the offender stopped he walked up to the car, threw the rubbish back in the window and stared ďI think you dropped somethingĒ.
When the prick got half way out of his car and realised he was bang in trouble, watched him melt and die on the inside.

It was a joy.

Cool story bro.

Olympian2 11-06-2022 10:39 AM

People who say things like :

'I made an inappropriate remark that does not reflect my actual view'

Just own your ignorance & prejudice!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61767856

gold76 12-06-2022 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 16465484)
That Poundland Cadbury’s chocolate are a square less per bar in a 4 pack vrs the £1 ones from Asda

Chocolate being smaller is one that grinds my gears, (I know, **** off you fat grumpy dafto) but when I was a kid yorkie had 7 chunks, now I think five.

Bleedin Swiss, I bet old Mr. Rowntree & McIntosh are turning in their graves

stamford triumph 12-06-2022 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 16477619)
Chocolate being smaller is one that grinds my gears, (I know, **** off you fat grumpy dafto) but when I was a kid yorkie had 7 chunks, now I think five.

Bleedin Swiss, I bet old Mr. Rowntree & McIntosh are turning in their graves

When I returned to London last year, Dairy Milk was £1 per 100g in the local Co-op. Itís now £1.94. #Costofchocolatecrisis.

gold76 12-06-2022 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Nostrils (Post 16473086)
I just bought a cheese grater on amazon for £10.95 and they offered me a two year warranty for £1.39. I'm probably more bemused than annoyed tbf.

Having second thoughts now though, maybe I should protect my investment.

As an aside, after years of avoidance of giving them money, as they are notorious for treating their staff like shit off a shovel.. Me and the missus, have decided to get prime :frown:

I used to pay a **** ton for delivery, which grated (not like cheese) but now we get free delivery and more fillums on the telly box, ooh plus maybe a bit of Palace too.

Still feel a bit dirty though

gold76 12-06-2022 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Olympian2 (Post 16475284)
People who say things like :

'I made an inappropriate remark that does not reflect my actual view'

Just own your ignorance & prejudice!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61767856

Exactly, stoopid bint, Brum is lovely by the way!

Isle of Wight 12-06-2022 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by gold76 (Post 16477619)
Chocolate being smaller is one that grinds my gears, (I know, **** off you fat grumpy dafto) but when I was a kid yorkie had 7 chunks, now I think five.

Bleedin Swiss, I bet old Mr. Rowntree & McIntosh are turning in their graves


I was also quite annoyed by Kraft and their sneaky reshaping of the chuncks under some old bollock of "melt in your mouth for more flavour. If shaved a gram off each chunk. Theiving bastards. #costofchocolatecrisis

KYLIE MINEAGLE 12-06-2022 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 16477636)
I was also quite annoyed by Kraft and their sneaky reshaping of the chuncks under some old bollock of "melt in your mouth for more flavour. If shaved a gram off each chunk. Theiving bastards. #costofchocolatecrisis

@prayfor IoWswaistline.org

JimmyAG 12-06-2022 02:01 PM

LIDL (Germany) now charging the same for 500ml of olive oil as they were for 750ml a few weeks ago. Plus they don't bother to update most of the shelf-edge tickets with the new prices/sizes (and only the price at the check-out is the valid one here :grrr:)!

Maidstoned Eagle 12-06-2022 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyAG (Post 16477739)
LIDL (Germany) now charging the same for 500ml of olive oil as they were for 750ml a few weeks ago. Plus they don't bother to update most of the shelf-edge tickets with the new prices/sizes (and only the price at the check-out is the valid one here :grrr:)!

I just have to shave Biggus' nadgers for a gallon of his olive oil.

JimmyAG 12-06-2022 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16477834)
I just have to shave Biggus' nadgers for a gallon of his olive oil.

Lucky --ermmm-- you, I think!

Maidstoned Eagle 12-06-2022 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyAG (Post 16477843)
Lucky --ermmm-- you, I think!

No, lucky Biggus', he gets his scrotum cupped gently by my soft hands.

CK 12-06-2022 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16477848)
No, lucky Biggus', he gets his scrotum cupped gently by my soft hands.


God that made me cringe:(

Hedgehog 12-06-2022 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16477848)
No, lucky Biggus', he gets his scrotum cupped gently by my soft hands.

Soak them in olive oil do you?

(Your hands, not Biggus' scrotum)

Alfies army 12-06-2022 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 16477848)
No, lucky Biggus', he gets his scrotum cupped gently by my soft hands.

I was just about to put my dinner on, think Iíll leave it for a while :supergrin:

jaspercpfc 12-06-2022 05:47 PM

Old drivers going 25 in a 40, and then in the next breath dong 40 in a 30.


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