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Wolfnipplechips 30-06-2016 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13083738)
On the theme of 'Can I get', just heard someone having walked to the bar say "I'm going to get a pint of lager and a Malibu and Coke". Rudeness combined with shit speak c*nt.

Help yourself then ****.

Only don't step behind my bar or I'll have to hit you with my Doberman.

elgin eagle 30-06-2016 09:33 PM

Andy Townsend.

bubbs11 30-06-2016 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13081605)
The one I don't like is Andrew Castle. On Monday he started talking about someones washing machine being deliver 30 minutes early.

I hate this man with a passion. Such a knob. What's worse is he totally ruins the theatre of tennis matches with his amateurish commentary. Why has no one at the BBC realised this?!?

elgin eagle 30-06-2016 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13083831)
I hate this man with a passion. Such a knob. What's worse is he totally ruins the theatre of tennis matches with his amateurish commentary. Why has no one at the BBC realised this?!?

Imagine townsend doing tennis though with his monosyllabic commentary. 'Good serve there'. 'Murray needs to up his game'. 'Slight deflection on that serve etc etc'.

CT_Palace 30-06-2016 11:00 PM

that ball-less squeaky screaming Icelandic commentator.

art malice 01-07-2016 01:18 AM

Mediafied Matt le Tissier talking about the new Southampton manager 'taking the club forward'.

Seriously what the FFS

PhuketEagle 01-07-2016 11:56 AM

Michael Gove with his flabby jowls, Eric Morecambe glasses & whiny voice. Like a fly round a piece of sh*t you want to swat but be careful of swatting the sh*t too.
Driving me crazy already

catty 01-07-2016 12:06 PM

The girls I work with have just had a debate about which century the second world war was in. Stupid people annoy me.

pallet 01-07-2016 12:23 PM

People who fly up behind police cars and ambulances so when you pull over and then try to move back over near drive into your boot.

mroakley9 01-07-2016 01:39 PM

There's no sausage sizzles at any of the election booths near me tomorrow :(

CT_Palace 01-07-2016 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13085083)
There's no sausage sizzles at any of the election booths near me tomorrow :(

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Terrace Bickle 01-07-2016 01:42 PM

The way that some young women, I've only heard them do it, drag out the last syllable of the last sentence they say.

It like they have to emphasise it to check people are still listening and haven't topped themselves.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 01-07-2016 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13081605)
The one I don't like is Andrew Castle. On Monday he started talking about someones washing machine being deliver 30 minutes early.

Yes, he is an unctuous buffoon.

Nigel_Scarfer 01-07-2016 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13081605)
The one I don't like is Andrew Castle. On Monday he started talking about someones washing machine being deliver 30 minutes early.

He was absolutely spot on with his comments about Marcus whatever's girlfriend though - "I wish my dentist looked like that!"

elgin eagle 01-07-2016 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by catty (Post 13084829)
The girls I work with have just had a debate about which century the second world war was in. Stupid people annoy me.

Excellent, what were the differences of opinion? :D

People who throw your scraps of paper with important information on away.

strawberry mivi 01-07-2016 03:27 PM

Moving desks at work again.
This time, there are no light bulbs overhead - it feels like I'm sitting in a cave.
Tossers, bloody 'hot-desk' wankers.

mroakley9 02-07-2016 06:33 AM

The fact that in a few hours this man may very well be Australia's next PM. The cunt can't even eat a sausage properly, how is he supposed to lead a ******* country?

http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/im...7431631526.jpg

oz_da II 02-07-2016 06:42 AM

At least it isn't this creep anymore.

http://resources1.news.com.au/images...ony-abbott.jpg

They are all a bunch of f'wits. Each party waiting for the other to **** up so they can have their turn "in charge". Rarely anything innovative to make significant changes. It's a game of musical chairs on the Titanic.

Oddjob 02-07-2016 07:09 AM

The over celebrating of goals in Euro 2016, it's now obligatory to include all squad members, back room staff, players wives and more

Worksop Palace 02-07-2016 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13087001)
The fact that in a few hours this man may very well be Australia's next PM. The cunt can't even eat a sausage properly, how is he supposed to lead a ******* country?

http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/im...7431631526.jpg

Johnny McEnroe is going to be the next Aussie PM ?

Bloody hell


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