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Chocky 02-09-2016 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 13208089)
Yes he does - when he said it I almost spat my coffee out - managed to mantain a dignified silence

Is your mate The Brentmeister?

biggus mickus 02-09-2016 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13207589)
I too had a curry last night and I am about to part company with it. The bubbly farts have started, the ones you have to carefully let out before the sluice gate opens.

Back in 20.

Mins or hrs?

CT_Palace 02-09-2016 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13207538)
The morning after a curry.

put the loo roll in the freezer the night before. Sorted.

Joe85 02-09-2016 10:29 PM

Things that annoy you
 
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Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 13207294)
BBC's love affair with all things Man Utd including another programme on Salford tonight.

The bloke at work who thinks he is the king of banter and calls himself a Bantersoros and the Archbishop of Banterbury.

:jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:



******* hell, brilliant!

Edit: please call yourself "Banter Claus"

Wolfnipplechips 03-09-2016 09:44 AM

Butter pats.

Are they specifically designed to cover 4/5ths of a piece of toast?

Bastards.

Worksop Palace 03-09-2016 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 13209074)
Butter pats.

Are they specifically designed to cover 4/5ths of a piece of toast?

Bastards.

Especially if they're rock solid

Worksop Palace 03-09-2016 12:01 PM

Saturday's with no footy. Trying to think of an excuse to go down the pub at 4. Might have to go and watch the mighty Worksop Town. Big local derby today v Retford. Usually gets a bit tasty outside :)

The council. After months of badgering them to do something about idiots speeding down a road adjacent to my gaff, they fin alt agreed to put some speed and traffic flow sensors down. Even asked me where I thought they should go, which I told them. They then put them in totally the wrong place. Dullards

art malice 03-09-2016 12:32 PM

'Friends' who were passing so 'pop in' unannounced for a chat. About what? Your basic lack of respect?

Fatboy 03-09-2016 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13207589)
I too had a curry last night and I am about to part company with it. The bubbly farts have started, the ones you have to carefully let out before the sluice gate opens.

Back in 20.

2020 ?

elgin eagle 03-09-2016 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13208829)
put the loo roll in the freezer the night before. Sorted.

Haha I take it you have a lot of curries ct :)

Normally have several more pints which seems to help somehow.

BERT'S HEAD 03-09-2016 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 13209283)
'Friends' who were passing so 'pop in' unannounced for a chat. About what? Your basic lack of respect?

Give em back the money you've owed for ages :D

Palace121 04-09-2016 11:01 AM

Toilet rolls when the double ply don't join up.

Martin H 04-09-2016 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Palace121 (Post 13210167)
Toilet rolls when the double ply don't join up.

Nailed it. :D

Closely followed by someone having the last of something and then putting an empty box back onto the cupboard shelf - doh!

chrisophiex 04-09-2016 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Palace121 (Post 13210167)
Toilet rolls when the double ply don't join up.


People who put the toilet paper around the wrong way.

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-09-2016 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13210193)
People who put the toilet paper around the wrong way.

Toilet roll dispensers where the spring ended rod that the roll spins around keeps popping out if you apply the tiniest amount of pressure so you end up chasing the roll around the bathroom floor with turd hanging out your arsehole. :veryangry

little al 04-09-2016 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Palace121 (Post 13210167)
Toilet rolls when the double ply don't join up.

Split the sheets and take the first layer over, it will meet up.

mroakley9 04-09-2016 01:31 PM

The Black Eyed Peas making a shit version of 'Where is the Love?' because they need the money/attention because they haven't done anything good since the original 'Where is the Love?'.

Pat of the Palace 04-09-2016 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13210331)
The Black Eyed Peas making a shit version of 'Where is the Love?' because they need the money/attention because they haven't done anything good since the original 'Where is the Love?'.

Yeah. Like the remake of Red Red Wine, rap stylee.

Worksop Palace 04-09-2016 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13210331)
The Black Eyed Peas making a shit version of 'Where is the Love?' because they need the money/attention because they haven't done anything good since the original 'Where is the Love?'.

You'de absolutely smash Fergies back doors in though

Stavros 69 04-09-2016 02:32 PM

When someone cooking your breakfast breaks the yoke on your egg with an appology.


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