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Old 04-07-2019, 06:28 AM
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Family gym membership.
Intension was to go yourself, but instead your kids go. At the start, alot, after couple years, barely ever, yet you keep paying!

You carry on paying without even realising the membership expired and isn't actully even being used so decide to cancel. At which point the gym offer to lick your butt crack whilst offer to do your ioring for the next 10 thousand years (of course really they cannot carry though), you state, no deal not intrested, as you realise there are hundreds of alternate better local gym membership deals.
For the next 3 years you they continue to tell you, actully you can't leave! Yes even though we state legally you can leave and there's no real benefit for you, you are not allowed to leave as management have decide its in your best intrest and your family if you continue membership as the gym is investing in inferstucture hundreds of miles away, in order to benefit your family in the longterm. It's our rules or our way, and if you choose to cancel your DD, we will.... Well, we will...... Can't tell you now, but ub a word, you cannot and will never be able to leave!

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I'm not sure this metaphor is entirely apposite.
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Old 04-07-2019, 07:01 AM
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If you mean it’s utter tripe, I agree.
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Old 04-07-2019, 07:16 AM
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Go back through the posts of someone who has been lying about and insulting me for over two years?! Are you mad?

What a completely rubbish defence ; don’t become a lawyer.
Calm down dear, you do enough insulting of your own.
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Old 04-07-2019, 07:19 AM
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If people like raggy and skinty admit openly that they only post to wind others up I am not sure that they expect to be engaged in polite and reasoned debate. Respoding to them at all just feeds their ego so I prefer the ignore button. If others want to respond by taking the piss I don't see a problem. It is just playing them by their own rules.

What is pathetic is the hard men of the right whining about bullying on their behalf.
Never voted tory or ukip or bnp in my life , but i will admit to having a bit more backbone than someine who gets their kicks from bullying people on the internet . Doesnt make me hard though , so i have no idea what the f$#k you are prattling on about here .
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Old 04-07-2019, 07:20 AM
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Its just waffle, there will not be a no deal ending.

The outcome is as plain as day. Boris wins calls a general election wipes out the Brexit party and has a massive majority in the commons. Tinkers with May's deals and restyles it as Boris's deal, job done
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Old 04-07-2019, 07:24 AM
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I'm not sure this metaphor is entirely apposite.
It did occur to me to challenge it by saying, leave the gym buy a treadmill and some weights.
Cheaper, more convenient and more likely to be used.

You can then spend the £350mil/week you were paying the gym on...………...
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Old 04-07-2019, 07:25 AM
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Calm down dear, you do enough insulting of your own.
You have missed, by more than your usual mile, the point that was made.

And people who post ‘calm down dear’, thinking it’s bright or witty, should be chemically castrated.
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Old 04-07-2019, 07:39 AM
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So far the elected leaders in Europe voted for her. In due course the MEPs in the European Parliament who we just voted for will vote for or not for her.

So quite a lot of people vote for her directly and indirectly.

Why did you ask?
But actually, so far, no-one in Britain, because (because of Brexit) May has kept out of the decision making process. So, actually, definitely not Lib-Dems and remainers.
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Old 04-07-2019, 09:34 AM
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Never voted tory or ukip or bnp in my life , but i will admit to having a bit more backbone than someine who gets their kicks from bullying people on the internet . Doesnt make me hard though , so i have no idea what the f$#k you are prattling on about here .
Funny how this backbone, of which you speak, manifests itself by your internet posting.
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Old 04-07-2019, 09:35 AM
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Old 04-07-2019, 10:07 AM
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And people who post ‘calm down dear’, thinking it’s bright or witty, should be chemically castrated.
WARNING: The above is satirical sarcastic material, this may strike some posters as bullying, vulgar, offensive, prurient, or (worst of all) serious.

It's satire/banz. Please adjust your expectations and interpretations accordingly.

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Old 04-07-2019, 10:10 AM
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Cyclists maybe ?
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Old 04-07-2019, 10:25 AM
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Family gym membership.
Intension was to go yourself, but instead your kids go. At the start, alot, after couple years, barely ever, yet you keep paying!

You carry on paying without even realising the membership expired and isn't actully even being used so decide to cancel. At which point the gym offer to lick your butt crack whilst offer to do your ioring for the next 10 thousand years (of course really they cannot carry though), you state, no deal not intrested, as you realise there are hundreds of alternate better local gym membership deals.
For the next 3 years you they continue to tell you, actully you can't leave! Yes even though we state legally you can leave and there's no real benefit for you, you are not allowed to leave as management have decide its in your best intrest and your family if you continue membership as the gym is investing in inferstucture hundreds of miles away, in order to benefit your family in the longterm. It's our rules or our way, and if you choose to cancel your DD, we will.... Well, we will...... Can't tell you now, but ub a word, you cannot and will never be able to leave!

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Is there a point you're trying to make with this utter drivel?
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Quite right too. I've never seen the point of it. All that messing around with containers, acid and the time it takes for the damn things to dissolve.

A gelding knife is easier and quicker .
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Old 04-07-2019, 12:11 PM
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Cyclists maybe ?
If you spend too much time in a saddle, who needs the chemicals?
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If you spend too much time in a saddle, who needs the chemicals?
I think there are a couple of mini-stevek/lightweights who prove the inaccuracy of that myth.
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Family gym membership.
Intension was to go yourself, but instead your kids go. At the start, alot, after couple years, barely ever, yet you keep paying! ...
Or ... you decide for whatever reason you want to cancel the membership but you go to their office and demand that you still want to be able to use the restaurant whenever you want, you still want the member's discount in the shop and you want your wife to still use the gym equipment at weekends.

They say that's unreasonable; you can't pick the bits you like and stop paying for the stuff that you've decided you don't need. You've signed a contract saying that you have to pay a month's notice but after that you're free to leave.

But you continue to kick up strop on and on and on. The gym's got it in for me! They didn't let me decide their membership policies! But just over half my family say that they're indifferent now and ... etc etc etc.
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So many ways of addressing that post, Steve !!

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Funny how this backbone, of which you speak, manifests itself by your internet posting.
Im exactly the same in real life , i have no tolerance whatsoever of bullies and cowards . I despise it in any form . you and i would not get on at all.
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