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Old 23-10-2021, 12:35 AM
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Bizzare Palace Headlines

Just watching the press preview on Sky news and and one of the headlines was "Why did Palace cover up truth on Queen?".


What info have we got on Her Maj or is this just gossip about Freddie and the boys?


I think we should be told!


(You can tell I'm bored while waiting for the Newcastle game!!)
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Gerry Queen ?? He triggered a few tabloid headlines whenever he scored in the early seventies such as “Queen Scores At The Palace”.
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My all time favourite and I'm not sure why, Probably had an impact on me at age 14 or so and I'd just been to the game away at Charlton.

"Ahoy Palace keep it up" Circa 1969

In reference to Roger Hoy scoring and signifying Palace being in with a real chance to get promoted to the first division for the first time in history.
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Of course, the headline when Andy Gray returned to Selhurst as a Villa player has taken on a whole different slant...

‘Andy in Minor Abuse at the Palace’
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Was that a real headline.

I don't remember it but can't stop laughing now!
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Pure tabloid genius
Even though I did have to explain the context to the lady wife
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