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Old 15-12-2010, 11:31 AM
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Alan Smith - April 2001 edition of MOTD Magazine... and I QUOTE...

"This woman claimed she'd had it swinging from a tree on Wimbledon common as the sun went down. I was quite proud of that bit. We were having it 8 times a night- allegedly. I'd been working out at the gym at the time, middle aged menopause and all that, and she said something like 'hes got a brilliant body for his age' FOR HIS AGE?!"

and later in the same pathetic article...

"I like to dice with danger,whether that means heading to Anfield without a couple of my best players or swinging from the trees on Wimbledon common-if that ever happened"

It's good that you are friends with her, she must be a fantastic woman.
The impression I get from that is that someone accused him of something and his response was along the lines of "in your dreams"
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Old 15-12-2010, 11:32 AM
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Andy Woodman despised him.
That's because in Woody and Nord, Smith says "Woody?... he's just a c***."
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Old 15-12-2010, 11:33 AM
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That's my impression too. I'll refrain from commenting about her publicly!
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So the DNA test that proved she fathered his child was fake then?

Come on - the bloke is an idiot. While at Palace he spouted untold shit and he was a crap manager who took us down once and nearly ruined us a second time.

His record of being a lousy husband is almost irrelevant when faced with his awful management 'career', but it does warrant reply when people post about what a fantastic person he is.

Edit: Sorry she didn't "father his child" - he fathered a child by her.

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The guy is a lying, cheating, gammy-eyed c unt...

and that opinion I formed prior to his second managerial spell with us. It near ruined my holiday when I found out Jordan had appointed him.
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Almost as much of **** of a football manager as he is a human being then!
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Almost as much of **** of a football manager as he is a human being then!
Precisely. There seems to be a danger here that people are looking back on his tenure with rose tinted glasses. Let's just put the record straight. He was a shit football manager and an idiot of a man.
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I never knew about this. I thought the CSA were meant to be tough on absent/non maintenance paying fathers, a bloke at my work is getting absolutely mullered by th CSA for maintenance for his and his ex wifes kid. The bloke is only on about £30kpa but pays something like £550 a month!

Apart from this story, I never understood the vitriol some posters showed towards Smith on here. Undoubtedly he was a bit of a twat, but so were a lot of ex managers. The promotion season under Smith has to go down as one of the best in Palace's history -and as good as the team were, you cant take that away from him.
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Alan Smith, Alan Smith,
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Who else admits to singing this-he did get us up and for that I'll give him some credit, if not comment on his personal life or 2nd spell
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Maidstoned Eagle posted a link to this recent long interview with Alan Smith, talking about both his spells with us …

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I’m amazed that he’s 74 although I shouldn’t be, I guess.
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Always found him to be very pleasant and quick to buy a pint and have a chat.

Edit- Also no one else’s business what he did with his cock. We’re all grown ups here.
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I’m amazed that he’s 74 although I shouldn’t be, I guess.
I thought he was older actually, more like 80 for some reason! Maybe he should come back for a 3rd spell
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On Simon Jordan - “We were different breeds. I wasn’t used to that shouting or bullying nature that Simon adopted.

Not sure Andy Woodman would agree.
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I read the article a few weeks ago, and it is a good read. Slightly before I went to Selhursy, but any manager that gets relegated with a team including Martyn, Gordon, Coleman, Shaw, Salako, Southgate, Armstrong, etc, has done a poor job.
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I read the article a few weeks ago, and it is a good read. Slightly before I went to Selhursy, but any manager that gets relegated with a team including Martyn, Gordon, Coleman, Shaw, Salako, Southgate, Armstrong, etc, has done a poor job.
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